The Stoners Echo Chamber

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  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    these days every bar has lesbians...they been there all along....just easier to spot in 2020 compared to 1980







    I posted this in uk but thought y'all might like it......check the list of damages :)



    Storm-inconvenienced Isle of Wight vows ‘We will rebuild’

    As the shell-shocked inhabitants of the Isle of Wight woke this morning to see that the suspiciously foreign-named Storm Ciara had done thousands, possibly hundreds, of pounds of damage to their once-tranquil home, they were as one in vowing that they will be jolly well rolling up their sleeves and restoring it to its 1950s glory.

    ‘It’s a blessed nuisance,’ admitted sprightly 78-year-old retired shopkeeper Reginald Blythe, surveying the two broken pots in his back garden. ‘I only bought the one for the bay tree last month and it had a 20-year guarantee. But no good moaning, is it? I’ll buy another one when I get into Sandown again.’

    Storm Ciara raged through the Isle of Wight for much of Sunday, with gusts reaching up to 35 mph on exposed parts of the coast. According to unconfirmed reports, a particularly savage wind blew out the candles during Holy Communion at St Peter’s Church in Ventnor, causing several elderly parishioners over three minutes of disorientation. Other damage included:

    – Three seats buckling on the Alum Bay chair lift which will require replacement before visitors arrive in April, as elbow grease will not be enough to repair them

    – The hat of Lilian Bagnall, 73, being blown off as she popped to the shops for some butter in Freshwater

    – The cancellation of the 11.30 and 13.0 ferries from Southampton to Cowes, forcing eight islanders to wait for three hours in a not particularly salubrious teashop

    Nothing, however, is going to deter the proud people of Wight from rebuilding. ‘If Johnny Weather thinks he can scare us with his sleet-like rainfall, he’s got another think coming, I’ll tell you that for nothing,’ thundered Arnold Broadway, 83, from Ryde.

    ‘We didn’t live through the Blitz just to bow the knee to a freak weather event – admittedly, but we would have done if we’d had to. It’s not our fault that the Luftwaffe didn’t see the Ghost Train at Blackgang Chine as a strategic target after all. We are a proud people, who voted not to join the Common Market, and now you’re going to see why.’
     
  2. Meliai

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    Yeah that's one thing I noticed when I was doing a pool league a couple of years ago and traveling to different bars every week for it..every single redneck dive bar had a crew of lesbian regulars too
     
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  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Did you see Irmi? :-D
     
  4. Meliai

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    I wish! : p
     
  5. GLENGLEN

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    SEE.....SEE...:rage:.. For God's Sake...:rage:...Your've No Idea How To Spell....... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. Lego Batman

    Lego Batman Scissors paper rocks

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    lesbian airplane is the topic here today?
    I don't fly very much
    I don't know where lesbians hang out
     
  7. rollingalong

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    I had crushes on 2 Toronto based lead singers that were giant lesbians and even activisttts and I had no clue until years later....and they both sung about lesbian stuff and zoom...right over my head

    they carol pope of rough trade





    Lorraine segato...huge lesbian anthem that I sang along with but didn't catch the message...I mean jesus Christ the second line is ''womens time has come''



    if anything watch for late 70s dance moves and a dude moonwalking
     
  8. rollingalong

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    just gonna say...they seemed way prettier in 197something :)
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

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    Maybe it was the booze...
     
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  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Lesbians have clubs, they're called strip clubs. ;)

    I don't go to sexualisation bars or anything. I kinda will stay away from rainbow flags.
     
  11. rollingalong

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    not that there's anything wrong with that :)

    the sheepdogs and the black keys are on tour together atm...they just played here but play the kee in bala in july...that is the best concert venue for a hall that I have ever been to
     
  12. everything bagel

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    Yeah that's why they're a thing of the past. Lesbians gone mainstreeam
     
  13. Irminsul

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    No not at all it's just not my scene I understand gay bars are mostly filled with straight people and that girls go for a comfort feel and safety, it's just not my scene.

    When I walk into a venue, I don't want people looking at me trying to work my sexuality out because it's a gay venue or something and I come in with my Miss. I'm there to throw down a couple of whiskeys, play some pool, talk some shit and watch a few live songs on stage. In that sort of environment people are really only thinking about a good time, sexuality isn't questioned, nobody really cares, but when I've been to rainbow flag venues, people look and stare and try to work you out and what your deal is. In terms of trying to be comfortable, I find it very uncomfortable.
     
  14. everything bagel

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    karaoke bar > gay bar
     
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  15. rollingalong

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    oh ya...our cottage was 11k down the highway....great place for a fun drunken time....they have a back deck that is overlooking the lake and at sunset smoking dope on that deck before watching my cousin play keyboards for kim Mitchell was one of my bestest memories...also saw big sugar play there and a ccoup[le more I don't remember :)

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    outside from the lake...kee is on the right you can see the giant deck

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    bala falls in july will be a party...it is right beside the kee

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    ii was joking silly....my own 16 yr old grand daughter has expressed dismay at the over use of the rainbow to show gayness and she is militant les
     
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  16. Irminsul

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    I wasn't offended :p
     
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  17. rollingalong

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    Seinfeld quote...couldn't help myself



    I have been seeing your comedy come out occasionally here...keep it up you are funny.....
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Karaoke should be illegal.
     
  19. Asmodean

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    In my defence: I was stoned but also edited it before your post :)
     
  20. GLENGLEN

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    You Must Have Been......You Didn't Notice My Famous "YOUR'VE" Making A Comeback......:smilecat:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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