2019-nCoV Coronovirus (COVID-19]

I got a PhD in mariology..

 

Like, the mario bros game?

 

Looking forward to the Ballarat GP this weekend when the hotheads pissed off with CV decide to host their unofficial event.

 

Don't know what you rev heads are going to do this weekend because nobody can see the race. It's been cancelled.

 

March Madness is cancelled, the NHL is suspended, even the XFL is suspended! Schools are closed, concerts have been postponed, events that are still being held are without audiences! It's like the start of a sci fi movie! Soon we'll be fighting off hordes of coronavirus zombies!

 

Oh,but there are connections. In our state (WA) the disease has been traced to one individual traveler from Wuhan. He and the authorities did all the steps but somehow one exposure(s) was not traced.

 

Heck even the clunes booktown festival's been cancelled due to the virus.
I'm not kidding either.
Those of you who are joking about really need to educate yourself instead of trolling and joking around. It's not something that is laughable.
It can be picked up from anywhere and given to anyone.
Even a VFL game of footy was cancelled due to the virus.
Large gatherings of over 500 people could be next on the list.

 

How do we know you don't have it?

 

And it's not like we don't know it's contageuous, we're just in our 30s and know we won't even die from it.

There should just be a curfew for all the Boomers and they aren't allowed to go anywhere for a few months until all blows over. But noooo they gotta ruin it for everyone, I bet there was a lot 30 years olds looking forward to sporting events.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if the NRL gets cancelled. Then @GLENGLEN won't be happy.
@Mustard Tiger won't be happy if any of the combat sports get cancelled.
Oh and i'm sure @Napoleon Hill’s Spectre won't be able to see his hawks play come round 1 in the AFL

 

Fucking hell you are so ignorant.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Boomers carrying the disease in the first place.

 

You are so fucking ignorant.

Come back to me once you have educated yourself on it instead of being a fucking troll

 

I mean I find it hard to believe that millennial folks would go to a live action barbaric animal cruelty market to see bats get killed alive and then eat them. That ain't what millennials stand for. No, I tell you what I see in all those videos of the markets?

Boomers.

 

That makes sense. Actually it explains the toilet paper shortage. Boomers are all incontinent, gotta shit a lot. They bought up all the damn toilet paper so the rest of us gotta use leaves or something. They're animals.

 

We've got nothing to fear, we are well led.

Trump was caught saying 'oh f---' into a hot mic moments before he began his televised speech on the coronavirus

 

Trump says "oh fuck" on camera, coronavirus spreads 24,000x faster.

 

Sick People Across the U.S. Say They Are Being Denied the Coronavirus Test

This is concerning. What's the problem with getting enough test kits?

 

Because it's just an international cold.
People need to realise that anyone can get this especially if they have been flying overseas and then bringing it back home with them.
They don't use test kits they have fever clinics.