Are you a flirt?

mew

 

Poor me.

 

You're never poor as long as you got's toilet role!

 

And friends who will switch avatar for you!

 

I like that kitty.

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

That seems to be the theme with your posts... creepy, depressed, low self esteem, etc... Must get exhausting after a while.

 

Oh, woe is me. Why doesn't anyone love me. Me, me, me. Poor lonesome me.

 

You're never alone as long as you got's toilet roll.

 

Are you guys in to smoking because you're breaking my heart.

 

I've got a roll, and it'll last me for weeks.

 

I thought I read stroking. lol

 

You take good care of that! Can I hold it?

 

Are you guys in to stroking because you're breaking my balls.

 

No. You'll steal it. I'm creepy and unattractive.

 

May I watch you when you use it then?

 

If you're female, I guess.