What's amused you today?

Cheer up!

 

It's you, I ain't got no balls. lol

 

If you see this wheelie bin floating, you have been in the house for too long. It is just a wet spot on the pavement.

 

You have been mistaken because my balls are used to crush diamonds.

 

What if this is really from some sort of Hogwarts cover up?

 

Is he sniffing because he is sick?

 

This one's going to die a man.

 

Coors brewery saw that and delivered 10 cases of beer on her front porch.

 

I worked at a retail store for a while. I would go in the employees bathroom, unroll a couple feet of toilet paper, draw a spider on it and roll it back up. I scared the shit out of my boss, but she knew it was me.

 

Lol love it.

 

Naughty boy.