The battle of brains over boobs

Love in the library!

 

You can taste boobs, but not brains.

 

That is debatable. Depends on if you are zombie or not

 

We'll never solve this.

I'm a grown man and have no practical use for boobs at all. And yet, I find them captivating to the point I have driven off the road on 2 occasions. It makes no sense and I don't control it. It controls me. Whyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

Sometimes I wonder if maybe men don't get enough breastfeeding as babies.

 

Don't start on Freud. lol

 

Uhh, intellect?? AND an ample amount of chest candy?? Together??
CUUUUMMMMM!!!!!

 

Id wins over ego in this either/or.

Actually in all seriousness, I don't know. I think what I'm attracted to is not necessarily what I'm most compatible with.

 

So think on this

If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

 

Doesn't mean anything to me regardless. I have no clue what any of that means. I mean, I know what h20 is but how do you bend it? I just don't care. Boobs or no boobs

 

Well for my limited knowledge her goes. You have 2 parts Hydrogen and one Part Oxygen. The Hydrogen rotates around the oxygen and according the rules of physics the should be exactly opposite sides of the Oxygen part. Due to some freak of a nature they are not, but rather bent where one side is closer to the other. This allows the H2O element to "stick" to other H2O and thus giving us water.

There my 2 cent uneducated explanation

 

you can taste brains, but most likely you'll be going away for a while afterwards.

 

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A truly smart man would respect the woman and admire her cognitive-ness and still her boobs and her everything and be crazy about her.

 

And i"m okay with that. The main point of starting this was to make the point that the intellect is more important than the physical. I used Boobs over Brains because it was catchy and guys are usually in breast. I like the breast, quite a bit, but that doesn't define me nor what I look for in a woman. More importantly is ones intellect and the ability to laugh. I started this as kind of parody to highlight this

 

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You drove off the road? Like in that one Seinfeld episode?

 

They were nice. Both times.

And do tell, which episode?