The Stoners Echo Chamber

Aioli also uses olive oil where mayo tends to be made with vegetable oil

 

AH. Thank you Bagel.
The "garlic mayonnaise" seems to be just the same.

I just burned food because I was on my phone. When that happens. Which isn't TOO often. But still. When it happens, I consider never going on the internet on my phone ever again.

 

haha. fair enough!

it's just a personal thing of mine anyway. it doesn't really bother me when other people do it but the longer words are usually so beautiful compared to the shortened version.. like, to SAY... the feeling of what the mouth does.

veg-et-ah-bles
as opposed to.. veg. Veg. Just nothing beautiful about saying those shortened words.

choc-oh-lat
Choc/choccy

I like syllables it seems.

 

I like vag

I mean the shortened word. But also the thing. But I prefer vag to vagina. Pussy shouldn't be so formal

 

hey actually you're right about that one

 

"vagina" always makes me think of that Bloodhound Gang song...

i need to find a
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina

 

a nappy headed nigga with the world behind ya
Saying life ain't shit but a fat vagina

 

yeah! i just want a non slang non medical sounding term.

 

but penis doesn't bother me so much.
I wonder if some of it isn't a negative connotation society has created about pussies.

 

Aioli Aoili

I knew I didn't know how to spell it.. what did I say? aeoli

you guys both spelled it differently though so thank you to whoever was also wrong.

I had to read about the difference between "presume" and "assume" today.

 

I didn't even notice that you spelled it wrong

 

@Driftrue

You inspired me to write a new joke which is not the best use of my time but when the muse strikes...

I like vag. The shortened I word, I mean. I feel it’s a little less formal and pussy should never be formal. Like my cooch is so not a cocktail dress or black tie cooch. My pussy dresses like everyday is coronavirus quarantine. My pussy’s in the boy shorts she slept in the night before and that band t shirt some girl left over the house. My pussy’s like a hot girl at 7 o clock in the morning… still fuckable but some grooming needs to happen.


So let’s keep it informal, shall we? "Please, Vag is fine, Mrs. Vagina is my pussy’s mom."


But some people think it’s rude to call a vagina a vag. I say it’s efficient. I once met a person who didn’t say mayonnaise but only mayo. She said, “yeah I refuse to say mayonnaise. It’s such a mouthful. It takes too much time to say.”


All I could think was, “HOW MANY CONVERSATIONS ARE YOU HAVING ABOUT MAYONNAISE THAT IT’S BECOME NECESSARY TO SHORTEN THE WORD IN ORDER TO FIT IT INTO YOUR GODDAMN SCHEDULE!!!???” "

 

hahahaha

 

oh yeah! i remember.. you would like to try stand-up, right?
You should.

 

People always shorten Jessica to Jess, even though I never introduce myself as such.
I'm not keen. It's not like I care that much about the people who do..
but the people who don't, they get noticed and I appreciate them.

 

I dont really mind when people shorten my name. Eventually everyone does. But it does weird me out when people do it right away, at least get to know me first lol

 

Izzat your real name? I always love learning online peeps's real names but some people are very guarded about that

 

my name has like 87 different shortened versions and I tried them all on at various points in my life and eventually settled on the most basic and obvious choice. Only my gf calls me by my full name. It sounds silly but her pet name for me is my full name. I think its cute

My biz partner calls me by my surname which is weird. She's been shouting it a lot the last few minutes as I've posted on here

 

YES. It feels over familiar.

it is : )

I used to be guarded about it but then I thought.. why