The Stoners Echo Chamber

Mind you I am a big fan of Matt Kenseth, specifically for completely and utterly destroying Joey Loganos race and race car at Martinsville November 2015, a move that happened right in front of us in Turn 1, proceeded to punch on in the pit lane and then that caution flag helped Jeff Gordon secure his final NASCAR CUP race win, something I'd planned on seeing the moment I booked my tickets 10 months prior.



But I'll never forget the battles that Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had on the race track. Matt spun my boy at Bristol on the last lap and Jeff got out of his car as angry as I'd ever seen my hero. He got out that car and pushed and shoved and was awesome. Later that year Jeff would spin out Kenseth to win at Chicagoland raceway. Jeff was the better car anyway but waited and waited then in the interview when asked about the contact Jeff responds with; no I didn't mean to wreck him, but I also didn't mind moving him off my front bumper.

 

the real world is just images on God's screen

 

So a tornado came through like 5 miles from my house the other night and did a fair amount of damage, lots of big oak trees were uprooted and fell on houses and cars.

But check out the bumper sticker on this car. Am I a bad person for appreciating the irony here?

 

No, that's funny. Hope the owner is insured for this so they don't take it out on other trees (or changes opinion on how trees rock)

 

This is the story of how treehuggers stop being treehuggers

 

That would be a big fallacy: its not like the tree did it on purpose (or that its to blame because it was accidently falling over through inresponsible action).

 

To be honest... That tree probably did rock back and forth a few times before falling...

Poor tree... It lived a long life.

 

They might be more upset about losing the tree than losing the car. Car is most likely insured. Tree is gone forever.

 

48hrs, how did Reggie get a lounge chair in his cell. That thing is full of metal and would be stripped to make weapons..

 

Rockford Scanner™: | Rockford Scanner
Train derailed. They use some kinda crane truck to tow it. neat..

 

My wife is a hopeless folder. Like she can't fold anything. So I always laugh when I see like a kit Kat in the fridge and she just fold the half over and places something on top of it to keep it down.
Weird thing is, I'm pretty sure she's a folder in the toilet so I'm not sure how that works. I mean I've never asked her... But I think she is because every so often I hear a murmer about the amount of toilet paper I use, but I'm a scruncher. I ain't folding a pathetic lil toilet paper to save 10 squares on wiping my ass. I need a good handful.

 

I drank for the first time in like 2 months last night. Oh man, I apologize for this dumb joke.

 

You know when priests wrap that thing around themselves to hurt themselves? Okay I saw it like in a movie so it might not be a real thing but I think it is. Anyway why they do that and what's that thing called? Do you think it would be like a big Chinese burn? I love Chinese burns. always makes my skin feel stretched and tingly.

 

Oooooohhhh - should I be scared (NOT) !!! I couldn't care less who tou think you are !!! Little girls blouses don't frighten me one iota !!!

 

What was your top speed on your track tour? 50mph? probably had to stop for red lights too. Knows it all though.

 

No, the supercharger doesn't kick in till it reaches 75 MPH

 

Self isolation does not only hurt mammals!

 

So what was it? Like 80 or something?
Were you even driving, Vlad? Or were you a passenger and someone else was driving?

 

Had I been a passenger I wouldn't even have mentioned it, I don't need to brag.

 

We don't normally get tornado activity like this here, its been weird. Especially big F2 and F3s. I don't like it