Age, Sex and Porn

^^^^ Understood, Poplo.

 

They are the most fun!

 

Hey I resemble that remark!

 

Men are dirty, no matter the age. From 12 to 102, that's all we think about. Oh, and maybe food. And football.

 

Nothing wrong with that!

 

If I get to 102 I hope I don't lose it then...

 

I'll be the dirty old man in the nursing home. "Shirly, he's doing it again, he's chasing me with his erection, we better medicate him again.."....

 

The spouse worked in nursing homes years ago. The tales she would tell of hook ups between the residents would make you hair curl. "We caught Mr. Soenso in bed with Mrs. Cantremember across the hall again. All hell broke loose because his wife / her husband dropped in unexpectedly."

 

I'll be the dirty old woman saying "get that dirty old man over here!"

 

We could be dirty together - with my mind at that age, it would be like somebody new every day!

 

I'll make sure to look you up when I turn 102.

 

You better get me before their Ativan sets in.

 

Hmmm...sounds like a loss in confidence.

 

More likely, saltpeter....

 

Hmmm....as long as I have feeling down there and my mouth works, I plan to keep on keepin' on....

 

I'm a dirty old man , experienced, and loves sex..my mouth and tongue work well, and the viagra works..bring on the senior ladies who need a tongue lashing, or to have one of their holes filled..

 

And usually it's blowjobs. I'm 68, wife has copd..so I get a 'pass', on getting bjs from other ladies..a somewhat 'open marriage', for that.and the older ladies seem more willing to suck...im talking 60 and UP!..Re living their glory days I guess. Some of tbe ladies are starving, literally, for cock..

 

Most ladies want to 'take charge', in which , I just lie back and enjoy..However some, including my wife, likes to have me slowly face fuck her. When she feels me getting ready to cum, she grabs my ass, pulls me to her , as deep as she can, (drives me NUTS!), and as I cum, I can feel her tongue , licking my head, which feels awesome. She keeps my cock in her mouth, and sucks until I am COMPLETELY drained...Other ladies, however, attack my cock as if they are starving!..bobbing their head, and jerking my cock, as if we were on a timetable...When I suggest that their is no RUSH, and there will be MORE where that comes from, due to the viagra, they slow down a bit, and start to enjoy. I have learned that if you treat a lady nicely, and give HER some pleasure FIRST!, and are not rough with them, those 70 year olds, (most with dentures), can rock your world!..I think it was Benjamin Franklin who said, 'All cats are grey in the dark", a hard dick cannot discern the age of a mouth, and enthusiasm of the sucker.

 

I’m Mrs. OH

I don’t usually put my two cents in but when my husband of 53 years showed me his post and the subsequent responses, I had to respond. I saw that there were a few responses from people at or near our age level but then there were the “humorists” who weren’t really interested in a dialogue.


I was always a “horny” little girl but I never masturbated. I don’t remember ever discussing it with my friends. But I always liked boys. I was 16 when I started dating OH. We started out dating and then making out. We didn’t have intercourse for several months but then the floodgates opened. OH and I would look at porn magazines for titillation and inspiration. Then, we started going to “art” cinemas where we could watch full-length movies. It was so much fun and exciting because we were one of few couples among men who were just there to beat off.


We were fortunate enough to have grown up during the Golden Age of Porn, 1970-1985, when porn was at its best, all about the pleasure of sex. It was in 1973 when we saw probably the best double bill in porn, Deepthroat, and The Devil in Miss Jones. I loved Linda Lovelaces’s shaved pussy so much I shaved mine that night and have never looked back. 47 years bald!!! It was either in The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann or The Opening of Misty Beethoven that one of the men was shaved. That night off the pubes came from OH. We’ve never looked back.


I’ve been watching porn with OH for more than 45 years. It has always been part of foreplay. It has been exciting to watch virtually every kind of porn out there with my man next to me. Whenever there’s something that looks interesting, we’ll try it. As Mae West said, “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”


I could go on and on because there’s so much to tell, but you’d either not believe it or get bored, so I have one last thing to share. A year or so ago, I started taking CBD oil for my arthritis. It worked wonders. While looking online for CBD, OH came across a site that talked about applying CBD oil to the clitoris and labia, that it would increase blood flow and enhance sensitivity. Well, we ordered some and tried it. Just three or four drops was all it took. Within just seconds the feeling in my clit was indescribable. I’m not one to masturbate, although I will play with myself so OH can watch. The feelings coming from my clit required me to start rubbing it. It was just incredible!


Without going into the minute details, I had orgasm after orgasm, like never before. I could have gone on and on. Every sexual encounter since has been exactly the same. This is how it was and is for me. Believe it or don’t believe it. I will repeat: I am 73 years old. I wish that I had discovered CBD oil years ago.


Just sayin’!!

 

Mrs. OH -

I'm not at your age yet - about 12 years behind you - but I too saw all those older porn movies except the Devil in Miss Jones. The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann and The Opening of Misty Beethoven were eye-openers for a young me!!! It's crazy to even hear someone mention those movies today. I'm happy to hear you're enjoying sex at 73 ………….. I'm still trying to cram in as much sex as I can too!! Beats sitting around watching re-runs of "Lucy" !!!