The 'polar cub' vibrator, came out in 1928, and was one of the first electric vibrators, at a time when no respectable woman would admit to owning such a thing, let alone actually buy one, they were marketed as beauty aids, to enhance the circulation and promote a rosy glow, or as a way of massaging strained muscles. Perhaps the majority of their first customers were people who'd owned the hand powered device and now suffered from RSI as a result of their pleasure seeking. In 1983, a Japanese company, Vibratex, invented what was to become the best selling vibrator of all time, 'the Rabbit', over the years this has evolved into a number of models, the basic one can be had in a well know UK sex shop for around £30, however other models are also available including a heated one costing over £100. I can remember in the late 70's a lot of the shops in Blackpool sold the ordinary white vibrator, at the time although it was widely known what they were used for, laws prohibited any depiction or even mention of sexual usage on the packaging, this led to an hilarious incident in a very busy blackpool nightclub involving a friend of mine and his rather naive young girlfriend. Now this young chap had been going out with this young lady for several months and while most of the lads were having sex with their girls after a couple of weeks, it just wasn't happening with these two. I think that after many weeks of fondling her tits. she rather reluctantly allowed him to slip a hand down her pants one evening after several drinks. He decided to up the ante, as it were, by buying her the afforementioned item, however his choice of timing when it came to handing over the 'gift' left a lot to be desired. They were sat with a few other friends in this club, just on the edge of the dancefloor, as usual after a few drinks, the comments turned to matters sexual "fancy nipping out for a quickie", or "give us a feel of your tits" and such like, all perfectly normal behaviour on a Friday night in any Blackpool nightclub, well it was for everyone except him. He pulled the box out of his pocket and handed it to her, she looked at the picture on the box, a rather scantily clad young lady holding it against her knee, "ooh how thoughtful" she squealed, "you know I have bad knees, I do hope it works". Now this thing was about 12 inches long and about 2 1/2 inch in diameter, and as I said, white! She takes it from the box and begins to rub it against the back of her knee, much to the amusement of the others, "you need to turn it on" he told her, "just twist the end" she did and it began to emit a fairly loud buzzing noise, "ooh it's vibrating" she squealed, and once more began to rub the back of her knee with it, "ooh yes, much better" she exclaimed, by now the others in the group are struggling not to burst into fits of laughter, one of the girls who happens to have one of these monsters then says "try putting it on the tip of your nose" so she did, however she pressed a little too hard and the vibrations must of shocked her, she let out a loud squeal and promptly dropped the vibrator, which promptly rolled into the middle of a somewhat quiet dancefloor and began to slowly rotate, much to the amusement of some and the bewilderment of many.
It's kind of worrying just how extensive my knowledge base is, I mean, dogs, law enforcement, engineering and sex toys, wtf.
how about this? or if your hubby already owns a reciprocating saw then you can simply buy this handy attachment. or if you want something a little more heavy duty, there's always this. or if hubby doesn't own a recip saw, perhaps he owns a jigsaw, there's an attachment to fit that too
I've got several of these in my stores, lol or even these, a little smaller. or maybe one of these, they're only about 2 feet long.
I've got a cordless one, the machine, that is we use them for cutting steel when theres no power available.
I once had a certain young lady when I was working at a certain horseriding school insist on sitting on a large piece of wood as I cut it up with a power saw, "we don't want it slipping and you getting injured do we" she insisted. about 20 minutes later the timber had been all cut into the sizes I needed, If the smile on her face didn't convince me that my safety was not her main reason for sitting on the timber, then the large wet patch on the crotch of her tight jodhpurs certainly did.lol
one of my local pubs is full of weird stuff, the last time I was in there I glanced up at a shelf over the bar, there must have been about 6 solid brass dildo's in various sizes, from about half an inch diameter right up to about three inches, all about six inches long.