Let's talk.

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".

 

I checked into a hotel and I told the bell hop to handle my bags---he started feeling up my wife!!

 

Lol xxxx

 

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An Australian Barbi
Guy just moved into the Australian outback and only been there a couple of days when his phone rings.

"hello" says the voice on the other end " I am your next-door neighbour about 50 miles down the road and just wanted to welcome you to Australia"

That is very kind of you "the man says " We must get together sometime and meet"
"Well, I am having an Aussie Barbie next Saturday. I wonder if you would like to come?"

"That's nice of you,I have nothing planned so would love to come. Do I have to dress up?"
"No come as you please, we don't dress up when having an Aussie barbi.

"would around 7pm be ok"

"yes anytime to suit you will be fine"

What actually is an Aussie barbi consist of?

"Well, you eat as much as you can and same with the drinks. Also you can have as much sex as you want"

"hey,"says the man " that really sounds right up my street, How many others will be there"

"oh"says the neighbour" Its only just you and me"

 

hahahahahahaha

 

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Oh, this damn virus is not going away!

I am so glad I never flew off to Spain now!

 

What about your plans to visit USA?

 

Oh...

I misread you. I thought it said "I'm so glad I flew off to Spain now" Lol.

 

Next May for a month I hope.

 

For now I will go to Southend in August.

 

That's about when they should have it all wrapped up, right? Dang it. Stupid virus has us sort of grounded. Lol.

Should be vaccinated by then.

 

I hope so Soul.
I kinda feel I lost a year.

 

In traveling anyway.. .Lol

Yeah. It's hard to talk about it. My girlfriend and I probably aren't ready for a visit anyway. But she's very concerned about the status of the virus in her country - so much so that she urges me to wait until they give the virus depletes (who knows when that will be) to book anything. I want to go now! LOL

 

I can understand that.

We all need to be careful.
I do wish the UK had more testing kits.

 

She's very establishmentarian - which is uncanny because so am I. I always fall in though... lol. As much as I urge people to wear their mask, I'm running off to Kyrgyzstan at the first opportunity.

 

I went to Southend last Thursday

 

Yep I know. X
Impulse is not easy to curb, when you are in love. Xxxxx

 

Thank you for reminding me...