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Oh, my lovely Scratcho. Do you want another joke from me?

 

It's a sign of man kind.

 

Sad but true.

 

I have learned how selfish people can be during this pandemic. I will never forget the toilet roll saga.

 

Yes and the bleach and the hand sanitiser

 

Yes Candy dear---your last one was a classic!

 

A Catholic priest, Baptist preacher, and a Jewish rabbi were having coffee together. Someone made the comment that preaching to people is easy; a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided each to find a bear and try preaching to it.

A week later they met again to discuss the results.

Father Flynn had his arm in a sling and various bandages about his body but said "Well, I found a bear and began to read to him from the Catechism. The bear came after me and started to slap me around. I quickly grabbed my bottle of holy water and sprinkled it on him and, Holy Mother of God, the bear became as gentle as a lamb'.

Reverend Bill spoke next. He was in a wheelchair and had an IV drip. 'Well, I also found a bear and began to read to it from the Bible, but the bear came after me. We wrestled down the hill until we came to a creek, so I quickly dunked the bear and baptized him. And, just like you said, it became as gentle as a lamb'.

The priest and the preacher both looked down at the rabbi who was in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction, with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. The rabbi looked up and said 'Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.'

 

Brilliant!

 

Well I've started Accounting class and Intuit (the software company of the accounting software for Computerized Accounting 101) is unavailable and I'm locked out of their system. It drives me crazy that a company as prolific and upscale as Intuit (they're famous in accounting for QuickBooks - the software) doesn't have 24/7 support. It's sort of nauseating... LOL.

 

( 4011-good one!) My wife and I always smoke after having sex. I've had the same pack since 1995!

 

Oh Gawd. That needs to be on the annoying thread Soul. x

How is that beautiful GF?

 

She's good. I'm trying to iron out how soon a visit will be possible with the Kyrgyz Embassy. Right now they're only letting relatives fly into Bishkek or anywhere (I don't know how many airports are in Kyrgyzstan).

 

Sort of! Not good pal.. At all

 

It is the same in many countries my lovely.
Where there is a will, there is a way. x

 

Thanks. It's not like I have the money now anyway.

I think I want to buy her jewelry..

 

I make jewelry.
I can make something really special for you to send her.
I work with Swaroski crystals.

 

OMFG hahahahahaha

 

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but I couldn't find one. So I bought a cake.