Let's talk.

Some people can sometimes be droning on about football.

 

Oh true.
I am going shopping. X

 

Watcha buying?

 

Frixday is sometimes also known as Wineday.

 

Yes , I should have known!!!

 

Well I kept dodging the rain.
I bought a new bikini among other things.

 

Did the rain possess you to buy that? lol

 

No it was red and in the sale.

 

What a smart time to go looking for summer clothes. That's a great idea.

 

You want a pic? Lol

 

I may want to buy it from you.

 

Are you my size? lol

 

I will be if the money is good.

 

You have bits that I don't have. lol

 

You must mean my love of chocolate milk.

 

nOOO LOL

 

Not tonight. lol
It is my late night posting. xxx

 

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replies.

"What kind of name is that?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, " He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"How bizarre," says the cowboy, "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," says the bartender.

 

You make me. Laugh.

 

How can you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?



The taste.