Let's talk.

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the Yellow Pages and, sure enough, there's an ad. for 'gorilla removers'.

He calls the number and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

 

Not much happy today. Laters

 

UK hot weather forecast: Britain to sizzle in September heat after Bank Holiday washout​

 

RAINBOW!!!!

Today's Weather Report

pOST that there. x

 

Did it!

 

I was just looking at flights. I so want to jet off.
But looking at places on Tripadvisor most places in Europe are struggling, most especially Majorca.

 

Tuscany ain't that shabby. Proof of it be, Mick Jagger spends his summers, this one included, at Castagneto Carducci , ten miles from here. I suspect that marquis Incisa della Rocchetta hosts him like a gentleman would do, id est for free. Or it must be because of the Sassicaia wine. I guess Mick can afford a glass or two :/

 

Wow I never knew that. Xxx

 

when we spot a ginormous white Rolls limousine with black windows taking up entirely too much space parked around, we know that Mick is back in town.

 

I see. Loving the photos Jags

 

Legend.

 

I am now going out to a lovely restaurant.
I will take photos. X

 

Have a lovely time Candy.

 

I had a wonderful time.
I have lots of photos for tomorrow.
I am tired now.
Good night. X

 

Pppppsssst.
Wanna see a home movie I made today?

Look here!

 

Love it Boozy. Xxxx

 

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look forward to seeing them. X

 

Happy Twoosday.
I will post them soon.
I just have a few things to do.
Pinch punch first day of the month.
The sun is back.