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A missionary was sent to live with a primitive native tribe that lived in the depths of the jungle. He spent several years with the people, during which time he taught them English and how to read and write.

He also taught them the Christian ways of the white man, and one thing that he stressed in particular was the evil of sexual sin, namely no adultery and no fornication.

One day, the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gave birth to a child, but to everyone's horror the child was white. Not surprisingly, this caused a veritable stir in the village.

The chief sent for the missionary and said, "You have taught us the evils of sexual sin, but here is a black woman who gave birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has been in the village for many years. What is the explanation?"

The missionary said, "No, my good man, you are mistaken. This is a natural occurrence, what we English call an albino. Nature does this on some occasions. For example, look at that flock of sheep. They are all white except among them, look, there is one black sheep."

The chief thought it over for a moment, called the missionary forwards, and whispered in his ear, "OK. Tell you what. You don't say anything about the black sheep, and I won't say anything about the white child."

 

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.”

 

I will be back later.
I just need too..

 

Take the time needed Candy

 

Not an easy day.

 

No. Big hugs from me. X

 

Thank you Scotty. X

 

Well, I have cheered up now.
Thank you all my lovely friends for your support at this challenging time. xxxx

 

We are here for you xxxx.

 

Oh darling I thought you were sleeping. X

 

Without saying good night., never xx

 

Aww my bedtime very soon.

 

Yes mine too I'm knackered now lol

 

Then Good night Scotty. Xxx

 

Playing photo quiz go guess. Xxx

 

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Oh ok.

 

I must have done 10 administrative quizzes for jobs today.
They are tech-savvy! They really want to know before they even meet you if you've got half a brain. I know most of the answers for their questions, but this one interview practice I thought was weird and couldn't perform confidently - they phone you with a recorded interview. You're supposed to respond to their recorded questions and then press #. I thought that was really lame, & my answers were pathetic. As some of you may know I struggle for words at times when I speak. This was one of those times.

 

Finally with all the local lock down restrictions going on and dates being moved around. I have finally been given a date and time to give blood
Today at 6:45pm. Also good time to encourage everyone to give blood no matter where you are on the planet.

 

I was a blood donor for over 30 years Scottie matey - Managed to give over 75 pints and got my emerald badge for it.

 

That's great to hear vlad. Not many people give let alone to that level. I hope you wear the badge with pride mate.