Let's talk.

I saw my dads penis once. I said "dad-you gotta quit texting me that shit."

 

Ahhhh---high school memories for me.

 

I posted it for you hon. xxxx

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

Get up you lazy lot
It is Moonday. lol

 

Who you calling lazy, I been up since 4am

 

I will blame Rainbow for everything Cayo. lol

 

What's Rainbow done to get the blame for everythng

 

I will think of something. lol

Give me a lovely song Cayo. x

 

Love it. xxxx

 

This is inspirational xxx

 

I spent some time in the employ of an accounting firm yesterday (the one that offered me a bookkeeping job). Unfortunately, part of their onboarding packet included a signatory page for my 'background check'. So I sent an email to one of the firm administrators explaining that there are several unpleasant aspects in my history and detailed the bit about my girlfriend/mistress who was 16 about to turn 17 when I just turned 19, and made mention of my driving under the influence of alcohol charge (though I think it was expunged, sealed, or otherwise stricken from the record). I still haven't heard from the administrator, who is an early bird like me. But it's still very early here. We don't start until 08:00.

 

Fingers crossed Soul. Maybe you were too honest?

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

A farmer had 3 daughters and one night they're all going out on their first date, now the farmer is very protective and decides he'll answer the door to the boyfriends, first one arrives and says 'hi, my names Joe I'm here for Flo, gonna take her to a show, is she ready?' the farmer calls out Flo and watches as the two walk down the path.
The second fella arrives, 'hi my name's Eddie, Im here for Betty, gonna take her for some spaghetti, is she ready?' so the farmer calls Betty and watches as they drive off down the road.
The theird fella arrives, 'hi, my names Chuck', and before he could say anything else, the farmer shot him!

 

I don't know. I feel like they would have found out, so if I hadn't said anything when they did, I would have looked like a real dog.

It's all old stuff. I feel like the onus is on them to forgive. If they don't, it's their loss.

 

That's the spirit. xxx

Good Morning

 

good morning! Thank you. Yea, I guess in the recesses of my heart I want to do the right thing. I wish there were a way to lay it all out without negative consequences, but I think it would be shall we say unwise...

I still haven't heard back after having sent that email. Are they deliberating? It could go bad, which is ok with me but now I have lots of time invested here: between interviewing several times, waiting for an offer, and between the offer and the start date it's a month of opportunity cost...