Let's talk.

That is true. You have set yourself on the right path.

How is your GF?

 

My dear girlfriend is wonderful!

Candy, she's so pretty... I do want her here. Sadly, we have no immediate plans for consummation. LOL

 

Would you share a photo of her by PM with me?
I would never share it with anyone else.
It would be private between just us. xxx

 

no, I can't. I'm sorry. I would love to show her off, but I would never forgive myself.

 

No problem. xxxx

 

Been there done that, it doesn't always end well unfortunately, I remember one interview, on the application form it asked if you had any criminal convictions and if so were they 'spent', I answered yes, I was asked by the interviwer what the conviction was and replied' a drink drive about 20 years ago'. He replied that it wasn't a criminal conviction and I didn't need to mention it anyway since it was 'spent'. He was amazed when I corrected him, because it can carry a prison sentence it is a criminal offence and under the terms of the rehabilitation act it was not spent until after 10 years, which it was, and I thought honesty was the best policy, I got the job
Then again I've had other interviews where I've not got anywhere after mentioning I suffer from PTSD.
I have got to the stage now that I lay all my cards on the table at the initial application stage, if someone wants to be arsey then it saves me wasting my time going for an interview.

 

Yesterday, my employer responded to my email regarding my criminal record (I decided I wanted to be proactive and address potential concerns before the results came back).

I was training in a colleague's office when she got a call. I instantly knew what was happening - I was going to be summarily dismissed. I was directed to go back to my office (yes, I have one; which is extremely unusual, but I dig...) and call the firm administrator on my office line. So I did.

What she said was that no I was not being dismissed and also that the background check came back with no outstanding issues. But... they would like to address my mention of egregious issues in my past from the email. We will conference today at 08:15 with one of the shareholders, the firm administrator, and myself. I don't anticipate being fired, but I'm sure they will scare the crap out of me - even though the firm admin. made a point of saying "nothing scary" was going to happen.

Long story short, I believe I get to keep this job!

 

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."

 

Yay xxxx

I do love good news on a Frixday. xxxxxx

 

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

 

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

 

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

 

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

 

I wish you the very best SC.

 

I just got a Tesco slot for only £1.50p.

 

I haven't left yet.

 

Do it online and then go shopping.

 

Do what? Lol

 

I thought that you were planning to shop at Tesco.

 

Yep.
Then this happened.