Let's talk.

Those that used to relish in that got banned. Good riddance to them.

 

I see four mods.
The other day we had none.
They are like buses, all come along at once. Lol

 

But they all read the bible.

 

Now they are gone. lol

 

IT IS FRIXDAY !!!!!!!

 

YAY xxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

We all need a laugh today and lots of kisses. xxx

Want some jokes?

 

Some jokes would be good

 

Married Men
The missus isn't talking to me, she said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how - I didn't even know it was her birthday.
After too many beers my mate asked me if he could crash out on my sofa. I had to explain that I'm married now so that's where I sleep.
The wife says she's leaving me because I invade her privacy. At least, that's what it says in her diary.
Woman to husband "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." Husband "OK, but if you get home before me, can you leave the hall light on?"
My wife left me for another bloke. All that lies ahead now is a miserable pointless life, with suicide seems the only way out. And while the poor bugger's going through all that I'll be down the pub with my mates every night.
Apparently according to the wife, I need to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner, and ignored her all day for no reason.
I just read a book on marriage that said treat your wife like you treated her on the first day you met. So after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents' house.

 

A riddle
RIDDLE- You enter a room and 2 cats, 4 kittens and a mouse are lying on the bed, 3 owls are flying over a chair.
How many legs are on the floor?

 

Six

 

4 on the bed, 4 on the chair and 2 on the person.

I don't know what the cats and the owls had to do with it!

 

4 chair legs.

 

Cats can't count. lol

 

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I got a new job, finally... It's with a software company. They patented a method to register your newly purchased new or used car online. They are the first or one of the first in their industry.

The workplace reminds me of stories you here or pictures you see of a Google campus...

Google

Google

Google

But I can't take pictures due to confidentiality issues with personal data in our line of work...

Anyway, it's a miniature Google! I really like the building, and the fact that they offer free soda & coffee in the break room, chips, refrigerator space for days, full kitchen, etc... It's very nice! They've covered all the bases.

But, it isn't accounting. I'm an audit clerk; which is misleading because it makes you think of an accountant. I'm auditing, yes, but not financial statements. The only thing financial about it is that one of the documents I scan (I'm in the intake department for the reg. process) must be contributed to Excel and altered by one transactional amount... One measly calculation!

It does not pay anywhere near as much as my bookkeeping position would have had it panned out. But it's a great job, and I like it. The only thing is I have to keep up! The workload/volume of intake is pretty good. The mail comes every day with more forms to scan; I deal mostly with Carvana intake, but there are other dealers.

Anyway, that's my news.

Things with my gf are ... stellar. She's amazing, and perfect, and gorgeous, and smart. We're happily communicating from a distance, and have things in common, goals, and aspirations.

Everythings okay; at least for today.