Let's talk.

I feel I must do a new thread.

 

Sew be it then...

 

Watching over us.

 

UK scrambles to buy 5m doses of Covid breakthrough drug​

 

COVID-19: Liverpool coronavirus deniers branded 'village idiots' by councillor​

 

DON'T KNOW 'BOUT CHU--BUT THIS MAKES ME HAPPY AS HELL!!!

 

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A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: "Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5" So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says: "You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10" So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks "How did you do that?" The guy says "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!"

 

Went to the doctor and he asked for stool sample, so that's what I did................
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Is that your stool sample? Lol

 

Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

 

Hahaha
Never thought of it that way. But that is definitely true.

 

A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the babys weight, "Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, "Breast fed." The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while ... "No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk." Woman replies, "I know, Im his granny ... but Im glad I came!"

 

If my Aunty had balls, she would be my Uncle.

 

lol

 

Or your nutty aunt!

 

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!

 

True Scratcho. I saw you follow that sicko yesterday. GAWD it made me want to vomit.