Let's talk.

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” “Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”

 

A toy manufacturer has manufactured the worlds first talking muslim toy doll, unfortunately we do not know what it says as so far nobody has had the guts to pull the string. lol

 

Phil get to the new bar. x

Rainbows Bar

 

Had a few drinks tonight, got some really shitty news last night, I have been trying to get hold of a mate of mine in the midlands for a couple of weeks, found out last night he'd died suddenly, not good. I was up at half four this morning writing a eulogy for him on a forum we went on.

 

Here's a funny one from a while back, a group of young people (20's) were in the beer garden where I was having a quiet beer, one of them was doing a quiz, he asks his mates frozen /dessert, six letters, one girl shouts out 'trifle', anyway at the end he is wrong and the girl is adamant it has to be trifle, 'it's Tundra' I told him, he looked at me, 'whats tundra taste like then?' in between laughing fits I explained that the clue was desert as in sahara, not dessert as in an after dinner sweet. lol

 

I had to go for an ultrasound svan on my kidneys and stomach and when I got there the waiting room was full of pregnant women, the young woman doing it was a bit nervous, she went to pull my undies down a bit to avoid getting gel on them but not far enough down to expose anything, "hey whoa, hold up, if I find I'm pregnant I'm going to tell everyone you're responsible" I told her, trying to lighten the mood. She burst out laughing, "listen love if you're pregnant I'll marry you, you'd be a very very wealthy man".

 

Fanny Eaton - Wikipedia​

 

Yes lets talk......ON THE 815 BRIDGE

815-256-9999

Lets pick a time guys!!!!!!!!!

 

What bridge????

I hope that is NOT your phone number Dude that is dangerous on the web.

 

Best I ask a mod to edit?

 

Don't forget though they need to edit any quotes as well otherwise it will still show , I think ?

xx xx xx

 

I best ask Zen???
I dunno I worry.

 

Because you care xx xx xx

 

Yes I want everyone safe.

 

Nice thoughtful work, CandyGal. BTW, if you've got a sec, tell me how to PM someone, still haven't figured that out.

 

Go to their profile - Start a conversation.

 

Well don't all talk at once. Lol

 

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're sleeping!