Let's talk.

Emerson nice boobies ya' got there.

 

HAHAHAHA YOU FOOL XXX

 

Why, thank you. Compliments are hard to come by these days.

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

That is a cracker Gal.
A cracker.
I haven’t been around today guys because I have been watching football most of the time.
my team EVERTON won 3-2 though so I am happy.

 

Yes I saw that on TV.
Happy Boozy. Xxx

 

Can I come and join you please Gal?
I promise I will bring my toothpaste and a bottle of Wine with me.
Honest I will!

 

Lol I never drink on Sunday.

 

Same here Boozer, 'cept I'm in the US, watching my Saints dust off another attempt at them.

 

Nice one old.
It sure is a great feeling when ones team wins!

 

Dont worry everybody,thats not my personal number...... Its a # we an all meet on and talk (If we ever manage to )

 

Dude, I was so worried. You are a tease!
But I luvs ya.

 

Well it has been a challenging day.
It is quite cold here tonight.

But Zebedee is calling - Time for bed.

 

Hey Gal.XX
Is our multi thread locked?
Neither Angel or I can’t get in!

 

By mistake.
I was having a sort out.
Anyway we can all chat on this thread.
That is what it is for.
Good morning. X

 

To the thief who stole my glasses … I will find you … I have contacts!



9 months before I was born I went to a party with my Dad and left with my Mum!



Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger! Just saying!



Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?



Someone suggested I try horse manure on my rhubarb.
I have to admit .. I still prefer custard!



Is a double negative a definite no-no?



Tried cross breeding a bull terrier with a shitzu. Guess what?



Just imagine how exciting it must have been for Barn Owls when humans invented barns!

 

Someone asked me for gas,
So farted in their hands.
Hahahahahaha

 

Old but gold. Hahahaha

 

A man with a very small penis went to the doctor. The doctor told him that following years of research they could now transplant the trunk of a baby elephant that had sadly just died at the zo, for only £10,000. He went ahead with the operation and after he had recovered found a very pretty lady and invited her to dinner.

They were sat opposite one another and he could see her gorgeous cleavage and felt a stirring in his trousers. Suddenly his new penis came up over the table, grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl, and disappeared.

'That was amazing' she said with an obvious interest in her eyes 'can you do that again so I can have a proper look?'

'Yes' he said 'but you will have to wait a few minutes as I can only get one apple up my arse at a time'