Let's talk.

hAVE A TEE SHIRT. LOL

 

Thats a Fucking Cracker Gal!

 

I think so Gal.
One has to be very careful about giving personal details on an open forum.
Not that I can talk.
I already say far too much here sometimes.
But I blame me fans here.
They have me opening me gob a lot, but that’s what comes of everyone being so friendly here.

 

You can Free My Willy anytime you want Gal!XX
You hear?

 

I will be back soon.
I am just cooking dinner.

 

CandyG, that was so f******* funny! I called my 34 yo son and tried reading it to him. But I kept breaking up laughing every few words. I had to call him back after I collected myself.

 

I can post more. lol

 

The Russian circus comes to Glasgow. At the end of the show the ringmaster makes an an announcement.
"We have a special event this evening. Ivan the Terrible, a famous Russian wrestler. He has two special holds. The Half Pretzel which breaks your back. And the Full Pretzel which kills you. I'll give a hundred pounds to anyone who can go three minutes with him......."
We Hughie is out of his seat in a flash...........
"A hundred pounds......I'll dae it!"
Out comes Ivan, seems like 9ft tall, all hair and teeth grunting like an animal.......
He picks up wee Hughie .....the crowd goes silent. He bends Hughie and the crowd gasps.............
All of a sudden Ivan comes flying off cracks his head on the edge of the ring, and is knocked unconscious. The roar from the crowd could have raised the roof.

"Mr Hughie, that is amazing. It has never happened before. Can you explain?"

"Weel, Mr Ringmaster, he had me in this Pretzel thing and I could feel the life draining oota me. Then I sees this huge great willie in front o' me. So I sank my teeth intae it. Mr Ringmaster, it's amazing the surge of strength ye get when ye bite yer own willie."

 

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

I wish I could come too said Kennebee.

 

What is she like in the kitchen department though?

 

So... I've been through a few jobs since the last time I checked in. My new job is at a better wage than my old one but nowhere near what I was making at the bookkeeping position. Well, near but not close enough.

I'm now a product support specialist or something like that. I start on Monday, and will be answering the phones, replying to emails, and whatever else they ask of me. The last wage was less than satisfactory, and I'm excited to start the new position. It's at a company that sells tools and I have very little product knowledge in that department so there will be a steep learning curve. Still, excited nonetheless...

 

Keep us updated. At least you have work. Just blag your knowledge of tools. xxx
How is that beautiful GF?

 

She is doing very well, thank you!
They have a very cold winter, but she loves winter. I don't know how she'd fare in California weather... Lol. It gets maybe freezing, and one time per year.

 

I am always happy to see an update. xxxx

 

And what I want to know Gal is....

When are we going to get yours?

 

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

CandyG, one of your jokes from last month made me think of a line from the little-seen video of your great actor, Richard Harris, in a production of 'Camelot'. To a confused about women Lancelot, "Don't worry when they try to think,......they don't do it very often."

 

Now that was posted to confuse me being a blonde. lol