Words Brits use that Americans don't?

Cuppa: As in Cup of Tea... (which I think I make mysef one of) -

 

a few english abreviations ,for the word fanny >>>>> pussy >>>> snatch >>>>>> flange >>>> gash >>>>and while were here i fancy a donor kebab

 

do yankies do any ,,,slam dunk jokes ?? ,,,,,,,,,,why hasnt oliver twist got any bread ? cos micheal knight run him over ,,,,,,,,,why hasnt mickey mouse wearing any pants ? cos goofy removed them to give micky a nosh

 

fuckin monkeys ,i hate monkeys

 

Pictures = Cinema

 

Worked at Bell Labs with a guy for Manchester who taught me all kinds of Cockney Slang. Sai 'cause eyes rhymes with Mince Pies, he calls em minces. He also called Americans Septics, cause Yanks rhymes with Septic Tank.

 

Knickers.

 

Trollop: A woman of loose virtue who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.

 

Chav: A young person of a type characterised by brash and loutish behaviour (usually with connotations of a low social status).

 

Minger: An unattractive or unpleasant person or thing.

 

Boffin: An expert, such as a scientist or engineer

 

Twat, fwf and pink.

 

Geordie: A person from Newcastle upon Tyne, or used as an adjective to describe the accent or culture of the surrounding Tyne and Wear region of England.

 

I've no idea what these mean - and I live in the Country - what are they supposed to mean?

 

Well pink or brown is pussy or arse. Fwf must be local word for fanny.

 

Nope, not heard of Pink and Brown in that context - When you say "must be local word", what locale are you referring to?
UK North and South have major differences between tham - perhaps it is one used more 'down there end' (???)

 

Rip off Britain

 

minge ,,beaver ,,

 

Twat

 

sticks and stones ,candy ,,lol