Are you a flirt?

I know you told me.

For me Bank Holiday weekend = extra flirting

 

I try not to... I sometimes do it online (if I can't resist the humor) but it seems corny.

I'm trying to avoid it, actually. Even online.

 

Looking at you in that outfit Gal I sure want to Hump you.
That’s for sure!

 

I sometimes flirt, but I'm more interested in having a good laugh. Flirting is fun, but I love to laugh and joke and tease in a humorous way.

If I do flirt, I have motives!

 

Ooh

 

I will have motives this weekend shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Locomotives? Lol

 

I made two comments to my wife to be when we were getting to know each other. Probably fall into sexual harassment. I don't know why I made either comment, but I got busted / embarrassed both times. They just confirmed that I wasn't meant to be a flirt.

First one, we worked together in a small room in a records department of a Probation Department. She took documents in through a window at the end of the room so I had plenty of time to watch her tush. I got up some courage, went over to her at the window and told her I had an urge to pat her fanny. Meaning tush.

She looked at me with a VERY surprised expression and explained that in Australia "fanny" means "lady parts". (She's Australian.) I had just told her I wanted to grope her crotch... I went red and crawled back to my desk while she had a laugh.

Another time we were talking on the phone and I told her I was going to get an "all over" sun tan and come to her apartment to show it to her. This was pretty audacious stuff for me and I don't know what got me there. I expected some sort of comment, but she just said, "OK,". There was no way in hell I'd pull something like that so that fell flat.

Actually, I did spend time at the beach in a Speedo. I always tan quickly and well. Sometime later we became an item and she took a Poloroid photo of me walking around her apartment fully aroused after we'd had a romp in bed one day. Speedo tan line included.

 

Aww lovely to read. Fanny is also a vagina in the UK.

 

Yup.

 

I have a whole thread on that.
Words Brits use that Americans don't?

 

Nobody flirting today?

 

I'm waiting

 

HA never seen that before.

 

Not many flirting these days?

 

Well, are we?

 

Are you fluttering your eyelashes at me?

 

YEP LOOK

Favourite way of kissing