British Fish "Full of cocaine"

Thanks to the abundant rain falling on Great Britain, sewage overflows have been a boon to party loving fish. Recent reports indicate all species of fish are full of cocaine, anti-depressants, and other drugs, just like the Brits apparently.

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Britain's Raw Sewage Dumping Scandal Leaves Fish 'Full Of Cocaine'

 

We have Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos, a Cocaine Bear film, and now...cocaine fish?? At this point, we need a Netflix series to follow the exploits of these kingpins in the making.

 

Now that's sport fishing! If you can catch a mako fueled by coke up to his eyeballs, you're an athlete

 

However, no one wants to eat infected fish, right?

 

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That's bad news .

 

That is globalization! Mexico is practically overrun with all these other countries now and they're down in South America too and it's just too handy for them to do all their own shipping, to ports far far away. Brits used to get mostly the drugs from that side of the world, more hash than pot, better acid because germany & etc. Now everything is all the time.

 

Sounds like a fishous rumour to me!