The Donald Trump Score Card

Trump says it will be ready in two weeks.


https://www.axios.com/2017/12/15/trumps-timeline-always-two-weeks-1513302785

excerpt:

• Taxes (on Feb. 9): "We're going to be announcing something I would say over the next two or three weeks."
• Wiretapping (March 4): "I think you're going to find some very interesting items coming to the forefront over the next two weeks."
• Infrastructure (April 5): "We're going to make an announcement in two weeks."
• Infrastructure (April 29): "We've got the plan largely completed and we'll be filing over the next two or three weeks — maybe sooner."
• Paris accord (April 29): "And I'll be making a big decision on the Paris accord over the next two weeks."
• ISIS (May 21): "We're going to be having a news conference in about two weeks to let everybody know how well we're doing."
  

 

Healthcare: The Trump team will be announcing something over the next two decades.

Stay tuned!

 

Jeffrey Clark was in attendance at Trump's criminal trial in NY.

Clark was indicted in GA over Trump's quest to steal the 2020 election from Biden.

Trump tried ot make Clark Attorney General but a threat of a mass resignation from DOJ officials changed his mind.


https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/jeffrey-clark-trump-trial/index.html

 

I’m willing to bet that there would be mass resignations in ALL departments if Trump wins this next election.

 

Why Biden and Trump have been tied since autumn 2023.


New Yahoo News/YouGov poll shows why Biden-Trump rematch is still neck and neck

 

Trump asks NY high court to stop gag order.


Donald Trump asks New York’s high court to intervene in fight over gag order in hush money trial

 

House introduces the 'Let Trump Speak Act' that would ban gag orders on him


Rep. Ogles introduces 'Let Trump Speak Act' to ban gag orders on defendants put forward by House GOP

 

Humor by Borowitz.


Clarence Thomas collapses in exhaustion from trying to regulate himself.

Clarence Thomas Collapses from Exhaustion After First Full Day of Regulating Himself

excerpt:

"As for his immediate plans, Thomas said that, once he regains his strength, he will take a “much-needed break” from regulating himself aboard Harlan Crow’s hundred-and-sixty-two-foot yacht."

 

Humor by Borowitz.


Furious Republicans in Ohio report sightings of women voting.

.Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting

 

Trump is blaming supposed wobbly lecterns and malfunctioning teleprompters for his own problems at his rallies.


Trump, 78, suffers embarrassing wobble at Minnesota rally, with campaigners for 81 year-old Biden branding former president 'feeble' | Daily Mail Online

 

Trump openly embracing convicted criminals and truther enthusiasts.


'A bad sign': Trump is openly embracing 'convicted criminals' and 'conspiracy theorists'

 

Jesus is their savior, Trump is their candidate. Ex-president’s backers say he shares faith, values

Jesus is their savior, Trump is their candidate. Ex-president's backers say he shares faith, values

 

The GOP-controlled House should go all the way and introduce the 'Bestow King Trump With Absolute Immunity From Everything Act'.

 

YouTube video:

King Trump (parody of Steve Martin's "King Tut") by Bob Rivers

 

Team of conspiracy enthusiasts and felons, some pardoned by Trump, are backing Trump's 2024 run.

The team include Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, Mike Lindell, Steven Bannon, Manafort, and Giuliani and a host of other repulsive characters.


It's 'Trump 2024' for pardoned felons who remain in ex-president's orbit

 

After deliberately evading officials for weeks, Giuliani was located in Palm Beach (the city where Trump lives) during his 80th birthday party.

He was served notice of his indictment in AZ just as partygoers were finishing the Happy Birthday song..

Giuliani left the party after being served.


'Partygoers started screaming': Giuliani served with indictment during his birthday party

 

Stone and Bannon were at Giuliani's party. Trump pardoned both of them. Stone had already been convicted of felonies and Bannon had been indicted on felony fraud charges.

It appears that Bannon will be heading to prison for contempt of the J6 Committee after exhausting all his appeal options (except for the U.S. Supreme Court).

Navarro is already in prison for contempt. He refused to appear before the J6 committee.

 

A comedy skit is needed where a giant birthday cake is rolled up to Giuliani at his birthday party and agents pop out of the cake and give him the papers showing he's beein indicted in AZ.

 

Rioter sentenced to a year in prison.


Telluride man, 70, sentenced to one year in prison for role in Jan. 6 riot at Capitol