Doesn’t happen all the time, but, whenever I reach down to pick something up and it takes several tries- almost as if my arms were getting shorter with every attempt.
Sometimes I’ll actually have whatever I’m reaching for in my finger tips, and it will slip out 4 or 5 times- the hell IS that? Drives me absolutely nuts!
A small skinny cashier at a store yells at me to insert my credit card into the slot. I am 6'4" and 230 lbs, they must be living in a different dimension other than reality. I ignore it completely. One of these days someone may decide to re-arrange their face.
Government employees labeled as "Czar". That was a Russian label that ended in 1917. Even the Russkies don't use that term.
Yeah--dropping something and then fumble-fucking around trying to grab it several times!! I hate that!! I've been known to stomp the shit out of a roll of Life Savers or even a pair of sun glasses!! Please oh mighty GOG--grant me patience and I WANT IT NOW!!
Cashiers asking if you want to "round up" when you make a purchase. No, no I don't. Why don't they ever ask you if you want to "round down"?
They’re making a fortune off of that bullshit. That all started with the shortage of quarters nonsense a few years ago and it never went away.
To those who watch basketball---they still call rebounds BOARDS! "Backboards" haven't been made of boards for 50 years. They went from boards to metal and now glass. Call ém rebounds.
People saying that famous Steve Urkel saying , Did I Do That? on Family Matters. It is annoying and drives me nuts