Your daily joke thread!

There was a husband and wife that went to the husband's work party. The wife had never met any of his coworkers before. When one of his work friends approached, he said, "Ah, this must be your wife," as he stretched out his hand and told her his name. She looks at her husband with a furious glare, "You have a WIFE?" The look on his coworker's face was priceless.

 

HUSBAND: When I die, I want you to sell off all of my stuff immediately."
WIFE: Why?
HUSBAND: I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
WIFE: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

 

I get the joke but the husband's logic is flawed anyhow, if his stuff is sold, someone else will be using it anyway, lol.

 

Thank you for stipulating that husbands are capable of rational thought, however flawed.

 

Unless a person has some sort of impairment, I would like to think all humans are capable of rational thought even if it's not always used. I am guilty of sometimes letting my emotions rule my thought processes on occasion, as I'm sure a lot of people do from time to time.