When your spouse says they will be gone for a few hours.

Nails time again.

 

Pants are off as soon as the door closes

 

I love masturbating

 

I usually wait a minute just in case

 

Don’t we all

 

House to myself for a 36 hours or so on two weeks! Is it sad I’m counting the hours down?

 

Don’t break it !

 

Yeah I’ve been almost been busted a few times by going right at it as soon as the door closes only to hear it swing open with “I forgo my sunglasses” or soemthing

 

believe it or not, sometimes mine leaves the house without her contacts in. She may not realize it until she’s in the garage or a couple of blocks away.

 

My wife mentioned she may sleep at her sister’s tomorrow night and I’m kind of excited at the prospect of taking some pics and maybe a video or two while jerking off before bed!

 

Sounds like fun hope it worked out

 

Luckily for me I have a dual warning system.....dog and garage door opener....can't miss either one. Plus my office overlooks the driveway.

 

Its nice to know I'm not the only guy who gets excited knowing the wife is going to be gone awhile. Just recently she told me she would be gone most of the day to visit her mother and take her shopping. As she told me my cock actually started stiffening. Needless to say, once she left, my cock got a much anticipated work out.

 

Same! Just yesterday she gave me the rundown on all the errands she had to do, my brain doing the math on how much time I had abs my cock straining to be let out to play.

I got through only fifteen minutes of my fave MMF porn before I coaxed a thick stream out. But I waited five minutes until I was sure she wasn’t coming back, all the while getting together my tools of the trade and plumping up the pillows for the best angle of attack.

Sometimes I’ll shower afterwards but I also enjoy feeling the lingering stickiness that continued to leak during my 20 minutes of post orgasm snooze.

 

I’m reminded that when I was in my 20s I had two female housemates and I regularly pumped one out in the afternoon between classes. One of my roommates caught me in flagrante when I left the door ajar; we were an item a few months later, totally turned on by my jerking off!

 

Well, sometimes the need is pretty urgent, and you may not always want to wait until the stars align and she is in the mood.... Me time is different... Sex is a connection. Me time is more or less animal...uhg uhg ... ook ook....

 

Hell yeah! Now that’s the plot of a porn video I would be all about!

 

That GF was a special breed of horny. Loved to wait until I was on the phone with my mom to drop to her knees pull out my cock and suck me off. Similarly she liked to chat with her mom with me doggying her, oh the days before FaceTime lol

 

When she is going to be gone for a while I like to get naked and go to the back yard. I like to find something to do, gardening, repairs etc. It's so fun to do it nude.

Eventually I skinny dip in the pool (warm days) or hot tub. Then I like to get out and drip dry while walking around. It's also fun to walk to a dirt bed and pee.

The above always leads to a slow jerk off session.

 

LOVE this. And I’d love to be your neighbor lol