the chickabeans are adverse from popular culture..they are my followers and live and breed within my brain... oooh me! meeee! insult me dok!!!
I hope you all realise that this is an EVIL PLOY by the Dok to MAKE you hug him!!!! Reverse psychology ya know?
Now surely you must see more of the Dok's evilness - he's got you insulting each other!!!!! He is subtle in his evil ways......
No chance Chicka. Done you too often. I'm becoming bored of you and my eye is starting to wander. Nah. I was just after the rampant sex. LOL!!!!!
I've discovered a way to make people avoid hugging you. Simply don't shower for three months, wear the same clothes every day, and possibly piss your pants once or twice. Eat pickled onions for breakfast, lunch and supper (always remember to have a large dinner) to make your breath reek. Then, when you are talking to someone, end every sentence with "in accordance with the Prophecy" and a wide eyed glare into the distance. If they ever ask how you are, say "No comment". Finally, always refer to yourself in the third person. Hey presto! No more hugs. From anyone. Even your dog. In accordance with the Prophecy_13
