Spider Theory

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ArgScalawag, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    Most of us have heard the "known fact" that you swallow 2-5 spiders per year in your sleep >the number varies everytime I hear it.< I've heard this so much that i've come to wonder "How did one monitor this and decide that it was something most people encountered?" The theories I have come up with don't seem rational, so I was curious to see yours.
     
  2. Dilapidated

    Dilapidated Member

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    I think it's just a lie used to scare people. Spiders suck, so it scares me, but it doesn't stop me from doing anything (like sleeping :D ).
     
  3. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    nothing wrong with a little bit of protein. I know some of the vegetarians would be squirming if they knew they swallowed a spider.
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Lots of people use the term 'known fact' for something they just made up... especially if they belong to Greenpeace. [​IMG]
     
  5. Goatman88

    Goatman88 Member

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    I dont recall swallowing any spiders recently. But maybe if you eat enough of them youll become Spider-Man!
     
  6. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I bet kirsten dunst swallowed enough spiders in her day :p
     
  7. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    its bullshit. honestly, just think about it. what are spiders doing crawling on your face and then entering your mouth and coaxing you to swallow? can you even swallow in your sleep?
     
  8. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    Yea, I see my brother swallow in his sleep all the time when he falls asleep on the couch. Woulnd't you have a massive saliva build up if you didnt? Unless you drool...But i breath through my nose when I sleep
     
  9. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    i think it's like how they say you eat so many roaches a year - coz they get into the machines in big facotories and get crunched up in food that is then packaged and you eat it.
     
  10. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    thats a new one on me
     
  11. Myranya

    Myranya Slytherin Girl

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    I hope I don't eat three spiders every year, not because I'm squeamish (I've eaten mealworms & crickets) but because I like spiders and don't willingly kill them. Spiders eat mosquito's & other annoying bugs -I don't even put them outside but I just let them live in my room.
     
  12. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    Right im not sure that spiders could make it into my mouth.. Im a very light sleeper... My cat licking herself at the foot of the bed wakes me up... I thin a spider on my face would wake me up too
     
  13. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

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    I dont think there is a good way to prove that. You would have to watch thousands and thousands of hours of videotape. Videotaope of people sleeping, at that. That has to be the most boring thing you could ever do.

    But what i dont see never hurts me.
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I could care less what I swallow when i am asleep (haha shut up :D) just as long as i am sleeping and its not deadly, then dont really care..
    But I can see where you can swallow bugs while you sleep.. there are millions of microscopic bugs living on you, so how is it not possible to swallow a few whilist sleeping..
     
  15. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

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    Id rather swallow it than choke on it anyday
     
  16. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    Eh..we're talking about sleeping, not factory food. Factories can be monitered, but everyday people sleeping isn't.
     
  17. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    eh... i know.. but im talking about huge factories without humans that are not monitored. they just assume that so many bugs will get taken up as they are assuming so many spiders are eaten.
     
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