What would you like your grave to read?

Here Lies and Athiest...
All Dressed Up With No Where To Go
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Here lies Flic... I hope

 

Ha ha ha...thats really good

 

Has anyone else noticed these dates?

 

yeah, she died so young *sniff* sunlight caught her...

 

"See, I was right!"

 

"When your parents say don't eat that super glue, just fucking listen to them!"

 

spike milligan (fantastic comedian) has "I told you I was ill" on his gravestone

 

Here lies the only ultra liberal pagan bisexual female capible of origional thought in the state of Illinois....no I'm kidding it's just a reflection of how alone I feel at times. I would really like it to say..."double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldren bubble." William Shakespear or "It's got to be 420 somewhere" pot head mantra....i dont really care but i honestly do not want it to say "she was a bitch and we are glad she died" that would suck. maybe it should say..."sausage, mushrooms, green pepper, black olive,light sauce, and extra cheese...(what do you want on your toombstone.

 

maybe i'd have "took your time getting here..." or "it'd be nice if you came and visited once in a while...sheesh"

 

"Well....this sucks"

 

'Sam Farrow, loved by many, hated by ravenous starving dogs who haven't eaten in weeks'

 

"Hey there is a god...


... and he said to tell you he hates you."

 

"I won the race"

 

"Shit... I left my damn guitars"

 

"Turns out it was cancer"

 

I know, damnit.

You know, George... that would be awesome.

 

I want mine to say "Go head, have the last word. Fuckers".

 

tsssssh yeeeeeeah prove it :H