What's your name for.........

.....self-pleasure?

Open to all (I don't really know if women have a name for it)


My preference is


(drumroll)


Spank the monkey!!! (applause)


(this should be funny!!)

 

flickin' the bean..hehee just kidding

guys have funnier terms..

i usually just say...finger myself..
or, Toy time..

 

Wackin' off.

Of course the funniest I ever heard was "Cuffin' the Carrot".

 

cuffin' the carrot..tehehehe thats pretty good...

 

havin a wank!

 

Maybe it's just me, but what I talk about it or anything, I just use the good, ol' fashioned term 'masterbation.' :sunglasse I don't think there's any reason to get around the fact that it is exactly what everyone is so afraid of. Why give it nicknames? That's kinda like naming your penis, right?

Just my two cents.

 

Ya...guys get to use better terms than chics.

I call it Jillin' off.

 

Jerkin the gherkin!!!

 

No realy clever euphemism. I just use the good ol' fashioned "wanking"

 

Milking the cow

 

Most of the time I just say "masturbate". However, I will occassionally refer to it as "jacking off".

 

Flog the Dolphin
Beat your Meat
Pound the Pud
Jerk the Girk
Choke the Chicken
Beat the bishop
Squeeze one out

 

hehehehe I like this one, made me laugh...

 

I'm off to meet Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters!

 

hehe
i've never heard that one before

 

I heard one for the ladies called 'going down for some southern comfort' and 'combing the afro'

but for blokes then it has to be...

pulling the Python, Bashing the Bishop.

 

spanking the one eyed monkey
pumping the fire hose

 

shaking hands with the bishop

or rather, "I've got a meeting with PALMela HANDerson"

 

rub one out, and my favorite is "im having a date with rosy PALMer and her five sisters

 

jerking. and i call my penis abner