A friend of mine, Curtis, came over to spend the night last weekend. We went out to the Office/Den to try and run a LAN line from it to my other computer so we could play Age of Empires 2 against each other. While I'm putting an ethernet card in the thing, he's sitting on the chair, amusing himself by looking through the drawers, finding random crap. Well, while I'm working, he finds this film capsule. He calls me over, opens it up, and finds a crumpled up sandwich bag with some *ahem* green stuff in it. We go all "OMG WTF" cause it's not mine, and I've never seen it before. We decide to try and figure out what it is, though we've got a pretty good idea just from looking at it. We take it out and put it on a little scrap metal thingy I took out of the computer. We smell it, and it smells exactly like basil. We also find a load of matchboxes in the same drawer. We take a little of the mystery substance, put it on the metal thing, and light it. We take some deep whiffs, and he says he doesn't think it smells much like weed. A few minutes later everything seems just a bit surreal and detached, but I pass it off as being tired. After all, it is 2:00 AM, Sunday morning. We decide to take it to the expert (a constantly high kid who goes to my school and if it's weed could identify it in a split second). We put in the bag, then put the bag in the film capsule, and forget about it. We never got the computer working. He leaves the next morning, Sunday. On monday, we come back to school. I'm very curious to see if it really is weed. At break I go up to Jesse and tell him about it. Right as I'm telling him, "I hope Curtis brought the thing," Curtis walks up from behind me. Me:"Oh, good, here he is. Hey Curtis, you bring the capsule?" Curtis: "Umm... well.... hehe... er..." Me: "What?" Curtis: "Eh..." Me: "Oh god. You didn't smoke it, did you?" Curtis bursts out laughing, and saying "Ya.... I smoked it... man, I got so friggin high!" Then continues laughing. Me: "You smoked all of it?" Curtis: "I (hehehehe) got some wet dirt, and sorta molded it into a bong. I put it in, lit it, and WOOOHOOO! That was some good stuff!" Me: "You made a bong... out of dirt?" Jesse: "Hell ya, man. One time I made this kick ass double chamber out of dirt and sticks!" Me: "God dammit Curtis..." Hope you got a few laughs from this one.
You can make bongs in the ground easily enough, just have to be creative and such. A true stoner is ever prepared.
