Coffee shop intellectual elitist...

do any of you guys know what i am talking about, the "i'm more artsy than you" folks who sit in the coffee shop and write and draw and look at you like your an idiot if you attempt to join in one of their conversations. they aggrevate the crap outta me, they have taken over the coffee shop i have been going to and have worked at and they sit around like snobs judging everyone, i try to ignore them but its hard when you have a crew of them taking up the whole smoking section discussing emo music and talking about their haircuts and blah blah blah...........................................
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Those people -- coupled with the fact that I hardly care for coffee -- are exactly why I never go to coffee shops.

Emo... haha.

 

Yes, I know exactly the people you speak of...haha. That's how the people in my euro hist class are and they have study groups at the coffee shop. They never invite me because they don't know me and assume I'm stupid (I have a 98 in that class for the record - HAHA)

 

i love my coffee shop's open mic night but it has been taken over by these kids ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Last time it was so crowded I couldnt sit down and no one even smiled at me............
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They are just afraid of reality and actually doing anything. I've worked in a couple coffee shops as well as late night Dennys and the picture is everywhere. At one place they nicknamed me 'Coffee God' but it wasn't like a compliment, it was snooty so I wrote this poem to them:

Hopping, bounding out into your eyes
springheeled whirley bird
spinning duck
I am payed amourously by
Ten Ton weights from your mouths
Wrecking ball complimentary inclusion
Gifts which I have to bear
So chivalrously
Token validation keeping you a
hairs breadth from smashing
yourself to the ground.

Just once.
I'd like to pull apart
The thin paper parade
So delicately
Cut precision folded snowflake designs
from that space behind your eyes
Where I know I exhist
Where I have full range
to do any damage I want
Snap up tinsel flowers by the root
and smack them against the inside
of your skull.
Tenderly replace
those trespasser words
hurled to me, to bear for you
Lift them up into vapor sky
and rain down into you
the presence of your true scared babe self.

Just once.
But not this time.
This time , still I bound away
Smiling chivalrously and thanking you
for calling me a god.
Perhaps I'll leave your revival
to someone more sinister
More capable and at ease
With cutting the heads off of
Children.

... and yeah, I read it to em just before I left that job. They didn't get it.

 

we used to get COFFEE NAZI at the shop I worked for...............
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I would have dumped it in their lap for associating me with Nazi's.

 

Those are some of the most boring kinda people I can think of, I kinda wanna slap 'em.

 

I agree, have you ever noticed they're usually monotoned and never really smile, or frown for that matter?

 

Yeah, they do kind of have a pasted on expression of boredom don't they?

 

Come to our capital, thats the heart beat of Boise. Those stupid artsy kids and the coffeeshops. The college here is THROBBING with the emo kids, its amazing. They have that weird self-indulged personality, their own kind really. Even concerts you seem them standing around staring. They never even mosh.

They are everywhere... I went to a Bosnian party with my dad at some all ages bar in downtown Boise. Heh, there was probably 10 of those emo folks sitting at this table, all about college age. It was funny. Total Boise look. It was weird to see even Bosnian people taking up the fashion. They usually do their own styles... :\

It is funny to observe them. Even the local highschools got the gangs of them. Hehe.

 

Gangs of emo kids... thats funny.

Instead of gang violence everybody would be worried about gang loitering.

 

they all seem to have damn new wave haircuts from the 80s LOL
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All of their haircuts seem to be black and greasy too.

 

i noticed that too......
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Those people are the reason why I dont go to coffee shops!

 

my school is filled with people like that! tres emo not cool

 

Well, I don't find it strange people don't take hippies seriously...I mean - the stereotypical image of stoners - nah, i wouldn't take you too serious, even tho i know not all are such.

 

is that to me??? because I rarely smoke pot and the world is full of stereotypes we all have to deal with it and get over it.........
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Increase your vocabulary and make them look asinine.