so get posting the ones you know!! lol where do you weigh a pie? somewhere over a rainbow where do you weigh a whale? at the whale weigh station "A man was fined today for not reporting the theft of his neighbors gate when questioned he said he didn't want to say anything in case they took the fence" lol
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke. Q: Why did the girl fall of the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her. Q: Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning? A: Because he can't see through the wall. Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob. Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors. Q: Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? A: Yes. It's better to swim in water.
one day a girl called rose asked her: "mummy why did you call me rose?" so her mum said 'because when you were born, we took you into the garden and a rose petal landed on your head' the girl smiled and ran off and played then later her sister asked: "mummy why did you call me pansy?" so again, her mum said 'because when you were born, we took you into the garden, and a pansy landed on your head' later that day, the last sister came out and said 'mummy, why did you call me...' "shut up fridge!"
