wtf man. my guts keep trying to leak out.

shit. wTF. Does this happen to anyone else, man? Because I'm listening to Layla... Derek and the Dominoes (Eric Clapton) and My guts just start trying to leak out. Then I feel myself and I'm like... "Wtf dude... not they're not", you know what I mean. I need a granola bar. Does anyone have a granola bar. Because I'm about to like... eat my desk, man. I have a Honey Nut Out Crunch Bar thinga. HAHAHAAHHA... AHAHAHAHHHH... eric clapton is making funny nosies at me. AHAHHA... holy shit man. AHAHAH dude, what the hell. AHAHAHAHA... wegtggorwojw LMFAO... OMG... I need a granola bar damn it... I have orange juice in the bathroom. Jesus... SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA!!! whahahahahhaah. I need granola bars. I'm going to call some people and be takin names and shit. "Grnola bsarsss 11!!one.!!! damn it. " HAHAHfiwh.

 

aHAHAAHHAHA THAT Was so great. ABGjgehwhgiwhgwi.eg.rw ghjPG

WSQGgfttrranola bars. !gh!hhw!e@ HRFT Fsd FBAHTRS

 

you truly are a strange boy..

 

yay derek and the dominoes!

 

AHAHHA,.....


Now it's Blackbird... by the beatles. It's a techno remix version of blackbird. AHAHhahaha. KEWLi0. BLACK BURD *TECHNO pulsates* FLY, Into the light of a bark black... PHISHS!! tHINGS ARE FALLING DOWN ON ME, Heavy things I could not see!

 

We all have futures, maaaan. I'm writing an essay for literature right now.

I remember when we were stranded on this desert island, I set this thing on fire. It was a politician. You know, the United States sucks man, because you have all these people watching you. Like you're doing something wrong. I mean, why can't they just let people be, man. You know, like, like, smoke the rasta weed, man. Jah people be tokin in celebration. Babylon...pft.

~ One love.

 

you know what i havent had in a while? big league chew

 

I never used to know how to get that stuff to work right.

 

i dont even know what it is

 

I already read it, man.

The realtor just called. Roger. He's quite the odd fellow. About 6'2", blondish hair, he's about 63 or so. Doesn't look his age. Haha.

 

Hehe, I need to go to the gas station and pick some up myself.

 

get off the fuckin weed george poodle.

 

HAhahahah... that was cute, meg.

 

I found some figs.... I took an internet break this morning to write and meditate and fell asleep. I feel so rested. *burp* I'm watching Mad TV

 

YOU FOUND FIGS>!>!>>! KJDLKFJDSLKF

and you didn't overnight them to me?!?!??!?!

what the fuck man?!?

i wanted fig newtons so bad last night.

 

oh wait.....

we have some figs too.

hahah i still want fig newtons tho.

i'm making a shopping list.

so far we have Oriental Ramen, Milk, Oatmeal and Fig Newtons.

 

Well I just found them like... 5 minutes ago. I found fig newtons and whole sun dried california grown figs. They are sooooooooooo good meg. JEsus. I need Napoleon DYNAMITE!!! !111aHAHAh.

 

can i have one of those keychains?

 

OMG... what. What keychains. What are you talking about? You mean the necklace I'm weearing? How can you see it? jeez.

 

jhahahha its in napoleon.