Signs Your Child Is A Goth

shit. I erased my shit man. OMG. LAYLA is on the radio. LAYLA... got me on my knees. damn. wake and bake. That's where it's at man...

 

Lot of qualified goths on this messageboard I dare say!

 

See you made me snort juice out of my nose

Let's see, how Goth am I....

Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
(though incidentally aren't Goths)

Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
(although I can't see how you can decrease 'diddly squat')

Shows an increasing interest in magic, the occult, witchcraft
(For the record they're nothing to do with Satan)

Drinks alcohol.

Complains of boredom.

Sleeps too excessively or too little.

Is excessively awake during the night.

Spends large amounts of time alone.

Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
(LOL actually it's so I can write)

Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
(I am an adult for Christ sake!)

Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
(as do my parents, must be setting a bad example)

Misbehaves at home.

Eats excessively or too little.
(goes in phases)

Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

Dances to music in a provocative manner.

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca and Buddhism.
(Philosophy is a religion? )

Oh dear

LOL Goth related foods, WTF?
'Claims to be a goth' yeah that'd be just a bit of a give away.

Not sure whether to consider this hilarious or deeply terrifying. I mean people really are that stupid and will go nuts over things that, bar self mutilation, are actually pretty harmless.

Though shall consider it proof God has a sense of humor.

 

This is an actual Christian group flyer being passed around on people's windsheild's in SoCal.

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if FIVE or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. nearly all my clothes

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. nay

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. no

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I always wanted to pierce my nose

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
yeah

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
yesm

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
you have no idea how much I suck at sports...

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
nope

-Takes drugs.
sometimes

-Drinks alcohol.
somtimes

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
not to much

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
I lit my hand on fire a few weeks ago

-Complains of boredom.
well I am bored a lot I don't complain

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. I don't know

-Is excessively awake during the night. ell no


-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
It is hard to sleep with lights on

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I would like more

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
yea

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Yes I always talk to the evil spirits it isn't so I can meditate or chill out no it is to talk to the dark ruler

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
OH GOD I HAVE SINED

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
I would like to know someone who doesn't

-Misbehaves at school.
I talk a lot


-Misbehaves at home.
heh

-Eats excessively or too little. not really

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
this flyer is really messed up

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
I don't drink blood...

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
Cable is the work of the devil....

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
not to many but some...

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
ooops

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
I headbang

-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
yeah
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. no

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. ...

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". no

-Claims to be a goth. no

If FIVE or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center."

damn I must be one hardcore goth I had 23 of those...

 

Philosophy is love of wonderrrrr! That whole cult comment is absurd and really maks it obvious that whoever wrote that is a bloody ignorant FOOOL. Anyhow according to that chart I'd be a gothic....but obviously that isn't the case.

 

Wow, some people make me laugh. You dont have to be goth to request time alone/privacy.. and the band t-shirts.. using the internet .. and i dont go to church or play sports, I watch TV, I was spending time alone w/ friends when I was in my teens...what a joke.

Wait, It has come to my attention -- I must be goth ! LOL This is ridiculous.

That's fake isn't it? Tell me it is. Please. Dont tell me people would be bold enough to show their ignorance on a flier and post it all over the place.

 

A moron had to be such a moron to even think of writing something soooooo dumb...

 

We're all goths. Oh no.

 

yeah...im a goth too heh. that makes me laugh. stupid christians....
'wait a second aren't you a christian sam?'
oh do be quiet bernard...that is quite irrelevant

 

If we went by this flyer the whole youth of the world would be gothic...

 

if you dont really live in antarctica.... i will kill you

 

What sucks is that fucking trend is so large that teenage culture is identified by it in one form or another. So is the punk stuff.

Why did it come to existance in the first place? :\

Those people that started that flyer are obviously so bent on image its not even funny. Oi.

 

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

homosexual AND bisexual now? o.0 how?

i guess i'm a goth then - off the top of my head:
drink, drugs, black, satan-related music, dispresect to authority....

 

Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if FIVE or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. wft?

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) wtf?

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
wtf?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative manner.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. ---> what about agnotism? hehehe

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". ---> what about "I like girls" "eat shit" or jimi hendrix smoking pot?


give me a fucking break!

 

Is a major fan of necrophelia because he/she believes will get in touch with the dead that way.

 

I don't actually live in antartica that is just where my alein space craft landed... We are curretly abducting humans to research how the human mind works when high... So if you want to come down here we have free weed!(hell, I wish)