Happy chocolate day...

remember to put your clocks forward too...

and happy jesus coming back to life day to all you christian fellows...

 

"Well, this being dead stuff sucks after all, guess that's pretty much as I thought it would, I'll go buy some easter eggs instead."

Jesus is cool.

Happy easter everyone!

 

prove it

and if all the evidence you have is a book and word off mouth, then that means i'm off to hogwarts tomorrow with a very hungry caterpillar.

 

harry potter was written by jk rowling, the bible was written by lots of jesus followers.....

my point? meh, even i don't know.

....but i think jesus rocks

 

Bah easter egg! ( I guess that is the easter equilalent of bah humbug)
Easter is poo. First of all, it turns out there are no vegan easter eggs to be found in my area, so that was my first blow of the day. Then, while on the phone, I hit myself round the head with a metal lantern (accidentally of course) which hurt like hell. Then I fell down the stairs. Then I couldn't find my philosophy notes to start my coursework. Then, after finding the notes, to finish it off with a bang, my piece-de-resistance, I set my dad's laptop on fire. Complete accident caused by not noticing where a very large candle was in relation to the computer, and therefore now there is a rather large whole in the back of the screen and a large brown area on the actual screen, but...in true 'jesus coming back to life day' style, it miraculously still works! And I guess I should thank Jesus or whoever it is up there for the insurance that is going to replace this mess!
However, Easter is still crap.

But I hope you all have much better days than me!

 

I just chowed down some lindt chocolate egg :H

 

havent eaten any chocolate today..... yet. im saving it for a huge chocolate marathon with my sister and mother later, they dont know it yet. i bet i'll win.

 

i was just putting in the jesus coming back to life part to appease the christian population of the board...

 

thankyou for your consideration josie-oh-cereal....

you're a cutepot, i've decided.

 

hurray...finally someone's noticed

 

fidget biscuits

 

thats just nonsense...are you trying to make some sense?

 

no.

 

Again, prove it.

He was more into folk

 

The big beard kind of gave it away, didn't it?

 

and the real ale too..

 

ooooo labelling ooooo harsh! you cannot say that you can judge by someones appearance what music they like plus, how do you know he had a beard?...and he liked wine btw

 

Wine and a big beard? Maybe He liked His prog rock, then?

 

he might be into everything. i don't know his musical taste personally though i'm afraid. i bet he likes prog lots though

 

Jesus played whatever instrument that "Saint" Paul declared he did, of course.