When I hit the bottom I am going to float back up top. Perhaps someone can guess what I will next do.
on a spiral there are only two things you can do: go up, or go down. staying in one place is not doing.
You forgot to mention how inaccurate you are. For exmaple, the spiral can be spiraling and you can be moving directly opposite which would then give the illusion of not doing when in fact there is doing. ginge: I am going to deliver you pizza naked with udnerwear on my head.
I keep my guitar in another dimensional pocket so I can retrieve it any time. Of course I always forget that I can do that.
Why are you so certain? What is the derivative of this constant movement? How does the spiral fit so well into my ass?