Bumped into an old friend today...

It was Big Kev.




He says to "chase the squid"

 

i bumped into an old lampost today.


it was painful.



he says nothing because it's a lampost

 

i'm not talking to big kev since he phoned me up and some crazy our and scared the life out of me..


big kev is mean...

 

ahhh...good old big kev...

i have a pair of jeans with all his sayings on...as well as a bunch of other stuff...

i wonder where wee pete has got to...

 

You do realise i will spend the rest of my life trying to steal those jeans.


wee pete is sadly in a young offenders institute, after breaking several ASBOs.

I think he may be in the same cell as lego.

 

poor lego...i really hope he's ok...and that he's not someones bitch...

he could probably get wee pete to protect him since everyone knows that he's big kevs little brother so no-one will mess with him...

when does lego get out in fact?

 

I don't know, he hasn't phoned me in a while. His first court date was on the 17th and the next is somepoint this week. I think he is quite enjoying himself, free food\board, gets to watch tv, play pool and has a regular supply of pot. He always sounds happy on the phone anyway, which is good, cos i don't think he'll be out for a few months yet. I should tell big kev to take a file inside a cake to him when he next visits wee pete.

is it just me, or can anyone else hear the beard?

 

Big Kev rang me in the middle of the night and then hung up.. the cheek

 

i can hear the beard...so much so that i'm really in the mood for biting it

 

now if i could just remember who big kev rang up that night i could try and work out who you are...but it's chocolate day...and as a result my brain isn't as quick as usual...

 

Mwahahahhahahhahahaa

 

well...you aren't dandy cos she's still here...you aren't ellie...cos she's still here too...

you aren't chappers are you?

 

Laney...Laney...hmm...I have an address on my MSN Messenger contact list that's something like Laney_Star, which might turn up a few clues. But I can't be arsed looking through 82 contacts to find it. Maybe another time...

 

Hmm, I might be mistaken. I might have seen the address on the old MSN Messenger contact list thread from the old forums. I googled, but it just came up with an entry on Hippygirl's website guestbook.

Bugger. And I thought I was so Sherlock Holmes as well.

 

I don't think its chappers as he has the IQ of a wombats poo.

The only other person i can think of is np, but again...wombats poo.

 

It's somebody from Dorset, I think. Anyone remember someone from Dorset from the old forums?

Bugger, I have a feeling I should know who it is

 

Considering it was Josie and myself who did the phoning, i think its worse that we can't remember. Although we were horribly drunk.

 

I remember, I got a phone call too

"Yeaaah, that's the melody to Funkytown!"

 

I can't remember that, i must have been very drunk, or smoked too much pot since.

 

Its bugger all to do with the old forums.. I just named myself after an amp

Its a new name... and I may still be using my other name for a wee bit as I fase it out