A CUCUMBER!!! be honest...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Audrey, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. Audrey

    Audrey Banned

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    has anyone here ever put a cucumber inside them (not the mouth though ;))

    i have a male friend who admitted to masturbating anally with one.

    i myself put one almost all the way in my vagina once. not my rear-end though! ouch.

    anyone else honest enough to answer?
     
  2. Miss_Tambourine_Girl

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    i often use a WATERMELON instead!!

    oh com on girl (or should i say boy?)!!!!
    whats all of this f******g silly threads ur posting?

    oh please...:confused:
     
  3. beachmonkey

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    Never used a cucumber, though I have to admit to sometimes masturbating with a carrot up my rear (I'm a guy)...with a long one I can tickle my prostate and cum like crazy :)
     
  4. butterfly

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    I have never done that....although a rumour went around school a few years ago about one girl. Spawned a lot of "cucumbers are a girl's best friend" type jokes.
     
  5. Gabino

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    There was a girl in my school who was pregnant, and when the baby was born it was tripletts -- 3 dill pickles!

    True Story!
     
  6. Audrey

    Audrey Banned

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    some of you are terribly cynical. lots of people use vibrators, so why not a cucumber? thanks for being hippy and accepting me though.
     
  7. Ocean Byrd

    Ocean Byrd Artificial Energy

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    It's likely that you hit a curve in your colon if you felt pressure in your back; the colon is only 3 feet and it curves in several places...
     
  8. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

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    i dont masturbate with vegetables;)


    peace
    chickens
     
  9. drewbee

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    Being a guy I feel a little weird about this but I've used frozen hotdogs anally before. Was curious as it was, Didn't like it to much lol I think i'll just stick to shoving my junk in holes
     
  10. Moonjava

    Moonjava Senior Member

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    interesting topic.. can't say i've ever tried it. This does, however remind me of my sister getting a gag gift at Christmas from her cousin. It was a huge cucumber that he had carved out and put a real vibrator insde. He painted it black and in red, glittery letters he wrote "Cucumber Satisfactions." It was so hilarious!! Peace!
     
  11. Ikarion

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    What the hell is a cucumber? (a non-american asks)
     
  12. Ocean Byrd

    Ocean Byrd Artificial Energy

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    A vegetable; kind of like a banana but green and less curved... and a little longer.
     
  13. Woog

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    Several good reasons here not to accept salads from strangers.
    I'd like mine without the butt dressing, thank you.
     

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