Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds. Deserves an emmy!

I'm watching the show right now and was wondering if that show has won an emmy award yet? Does any one know. I love the program. Jessica would be the ideal wife! Every woman should be watching this show and taking a few lessons. Just love it!

 

are you fucking kidding?

 

ideal wife? ooh, maybe for you...

 

What do you mean? I just really like the show and was hoping to hear from others that do as well.
PS Please don't use that language in my thread.

 

fuck

does that bother you?
since when it is your thread....did you pay for it? damn, what about free speech man.

i say whatever the fuck i want, ok?

 

that show is the FUCKING scum of television...It's the last gasp chance of the nuclear newlywed family...and it sucks...

Not to mention, this is not YOUR thread....and it's FREE SPEECH man!

 

WTF???


Look, I didn't use that language!

 

I fucking hate jessica simpson. I would shoot her if I got the chance. All because of how fucking stupid she is.

 

well i wouldnt go that far, but the show is horrible

 

The only lesson to be learned from that show is how NOT to be.... that girl is a twit. I know I am naive and say stupid things sometimes but that girl takes the cake

 

so the ideal wife is a moron. That's good to know *runs outside and tries to kill off brain cells by smashing head with a brick*

now, hopefully i'll be stupid enough to make someone a good wife. Thank you Jessica

 

Fear not, chances are she is acting moronic merely because it is profitable.

 

i got scared for a minute, but i'm glad the majority of posts are on the negatory. jessica simpson should not be on tv, can you imagine there are girls out there who view her as a role model? it's sick and wrong...

 

she also likes Bush. her and Britney Spears. i swear, it would be funny if bush dug a huge pit with bombs and crap, and it be the whole states of Nebraska, iowa, colorado, and some more middle states. it's just a huge pit, about 100 miles below sea level. then, as the pit's spokespersons, jessica and britney said that to be patriots, we should blindly follow Bush and live in this pit. then, bush used the remaining land outside of the pit to train his real christian coalition, equipped with wmd's, helicopters, nuclear bombs, and the rest of that stuff. to build all of this crap, they hire the FBI to snatch men 15 to 20 years old, and force them to work in the pit. then, for every man caught, two women would be caught. and the man would be forced to mate with both of them every nine months. the children would be educated in huge schools, and all scriptures dealing with rebellion and anarchy would be destroyed.

anyway, so the people in are in the pit. there are two groups of people, pretty much the conservatives and the liberals. the liberals were forced down here by cattle pryers and electrodes. there is also a group of hippies, who have secured a 800 square mile section, where they build a huge forest. in the middle, there is a town, where there are no tyrants or greedy politicians. anyway, 100 years pass by, and the america has changed. the conservatives are warring with eachother, the liberals are watching these assholes fight eachother like dogs. the hippies are still living happily, and they have the best education system in the world and the best healtcare system in the world. more of the liberals are moving out to this utopia.

but, above the pit, the christian coalition has conquered the world. most countries are either destroyed or are in the midst of being destroyed. now they have directed their attention to the people of the utopia. they are going to be launching nuclear bombs into the pit to destroy the hippies. they have called upon the conservatives in the pit to rise together to cut of the hippies supplies, causing them to scatter throughout the pit in search of supplies. the conservatives would give their lives to see the people they hate die. but on the day of the launch, the children of the schools rise up against the dictatorship, and direct the missiles all over the country, and at the territory of the conservatives. at the time, George P. Bush III, George W's great-great-great nephew is in command. he dies when a nuclear bomb hits the capital. the hippies, though, are killed due to the scattering, and that is the end of all civilization as we know it. but it turns out, there is boy in somolia and a girl in belize who are still alive, and are told by God that they must reproduce to bring back all humanity. they must make the journey to england and reproduce, for this is the second Garden of Paradise or whatever.( i thought a funny thing would be that they are both gay or the boy can't reproduce due to the nuclear bombs going off)

the thing that seperates this from all of those other pit stories, this one has no words. it's just led zeppelin, black sabbath, the who, hendrix, neil young, and other music people's songs in the background.

 

I hope all you realize that as dumb as jessica may seem, ashlee is even dumber and has her own show now.

 

I can see there are alot of cunts here that don't like the show. So be it. But this thread is devoted to those of us that enjoy watching what a REAL woman is all about. Thank you.

 

how much do you wan to bet that this is either
A. someone who works for Jessica and is trying to promote the show
B some preteen anorexic who wants a boob job for her birthday to look like Jessica
C. some loser guy who jacks off to her pic constantly.

How about you take your thread about a FAKE woman to the TV section. See if you get any positive results there.

 

Now would be as good of a time as any to tell you to fuck off and quit trolling MY thread. As I explained before, this thread is for fans.

 

HAHAHAHA...its funny seeing so many people get riled up over someone who is just trying to ruffle some feathers and get a response.

 

Are you a fanatic as I am or are you just trying to fuel the fire?