My Wife Had Three Penises In Her Last Night!

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My daughter is a daddy's girl too, and my sons are mama's boys. They hate it if my husband hugs or kisses me in their presence. Man, they get ticked off! My oldest son says "hey that's MY mommy" and my younger son just screams and tries to push the two of us apart while wailing "My mommy, my mommy! Need you, need you!" and reaching for me to pick him up. They don't like to share their mommy.

 

hippychickmommy-
that sounds like my daughter.

We have come up with the names, Camden Ian Paul and Jackson Alan Paul. Cam and Jacks, for short.

 

Does wnyone else find that very disgusting?

 

Disgusting? I don't get it what do you mean?

 

LOL! That made me laugh...haha.

 

With a title like that this thread ain't goin' no where for a long while.


BTW; Congrats to you freakwentflyer, Cam, Jacks, and of course to your wife!

 

That's quite a funny joke.

Which leads me to think of a more disturbing joke...

I've had my cock in my mum's vagina!

 

oh i get it, ...now, for the longest time i was trying to figure out were the 3rd penis came in at (hey, now i got jokes) and i had to read some posts for a while to get it. im kinda slow tonight. freaky title..

but anyway CONGRADULATIONS!!!!! thats really good news.

 

Thanks PD. We got one of those things to listen to the babies, and play music to them in the womb. They're noisy little buggers.

 

...WHERE the third penis came in, did vary at times.

Thanks.

 

whoa twins. whoa...having sex with twins. whoa, having sex with your own twins ....weeeeeiirrrd

no really though, thats awesome

 

Congratulations!!! i wish you the best of luck

 

This sounds like an airtight situation

 

LOL. Seriously, we have sex as much as we can while she's pregnant. For one, it's great sex, but I believe the happier and content my wife is, the happier and content the babies are in the womb. I'm sure they get a little high when she gets off. My 4 yr old has a great personality, and we did it all the time when she was in the womb.
Any thoughts on the subject?