full of it

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Benjibean, Mar 25, 2005.

  1. Benjibean

    Benjibean Member

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    imagine if someone, through some kind of mutation, managed to live without kidneys and then decided to drink the worlds content of water slowly but surely.
    in years to come, our children will have to gather from miles from miles around with plastic bags and sticks and hit this guy over and over in order to get the fat fucker to sweat!!

    that would suck dont you think?
    im full of shit arent i.
     
  2. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Indeed you are.

    It is a proven fact that a woman is capable of drinking so much water not a man..
     
  3. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

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    I'd just get a keg tap. THat way it would be just like a kitchen faucet
     
  4. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Or they could just pop him like a big 'ol water ballon
     
  5. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    and flood the earth! geez!
     
  6. Benjibean

    Benjibean Member

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    i suppose you could just screw some kinda tap into him and then just gather round him like that but i think hitting him with big sticks would be more fun.
     
  7. punish them for their impudence and water hogging ways
     
  8. Insight_m

    Insight_m Member

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    or we will evolve and grow gills and happly live in the deepness of oceans...haha
     
  9. Blissful Thinking

    Blissful Thinking Member

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    Has anyone read "Dude, wher's my country?"-Michael Moore? If you have you can recall the chapter of the dream he had about his great grandaughter and all the people of that era living without oil, and all the crazy like depressing shit that went on. If you have not read this book, I strongly encourage it.
     
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