Flu..

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by matthew, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    ohh i see.. i was thinking bogeys the size of slugs and blowing bogey the size of slugs outa ya nose and slimey bogey stuff like that ??? but was unsure.

    I have a bogey the size of a slug up my left nostril (unintresting vulgar information)...
     
  2. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    wow, ur lucky its not a snail then.


    try shoving as mutch salt as you an up your nose;) .

    [when people check the tissue they have just blown there noes into its to make sure that they havent just blown out a slug! because they feel so similer when loged up ur nose!]
     
  3. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    hahahaha

    see we do understand each other after all.. *sniff*.
     
  4. Carlos

    Carlos Member

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    *sniff sniff*


    ......:eek:


    ............bloody hell i shouldn't have done that, i think i just swallowed a slug.
     
  5. jesikhaviolet

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    ahhhh =) and i'm all good
     
  6. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Thanks... that has made me feel erm like shit... are you having wild sex with 3 woman all at the same , 4 times a week as well ?.
     
  7. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    now i's got flu :( make go away
     
  8. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Flu, flu
    Go away
    Come again another day

    Oh, wait
    Bugger that
    I don't want you to come back
     
  9. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    Get well soon... mine lasted on and off for two months..

    Mine is drifting away now... been drinking 2 bottles of lucozade and staying away from my vices.. still feel :( though..

    I am thinking it is all some goverment experiment. Get us all sick ready for that dreaded bird flu.. strenghen our imune system . :p
     
  10. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    wankers... :p i fancy being a bird...
     
  11. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    The flying kind i presume.. can't hear you calling females 'birds' ?.. yeah a kestrel i think i would like to be.
     
  12. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    i want to be a blue tit - they are beautiful little birds

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    looky at his lickle belly.. aww
     
  13. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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    awww how sweet...


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    you can even hang upside down.. clever boy.:rolleyes:
     
  14. Dandelion_Blood

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    seee... see thats why i want to beee a blue tit :H they are so coool
     

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