Hello

Hi. My name is Brian and I work at Zellers in the Home Electronics Department. I like the way mint toothpaste feels between my toes on a cool summer night down at the docks. I have a girlfriend that I believe will be with me forever. Right now I'm listening to Mars Volta and this moment couldn't be any sweeter.

 

Mars Volta I heard for the first time last night and I absolutely loved them.

 

ooooh dear. http://hipforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=3 may result in less mocking than random threads (where is Colenzo when you need him, yeesh?)

 

I'm sure she'd feel the same way if she weren't imaginary.

Shut the hell up!!!!!

 

yea, mint toothpaste is the best...for your teeth...not toe jam problems

 

I still can't believe he's willing to disclose the fact that he works at Zellers :S

 

I bet he masturbates with ben gay *ouch*