I like to think of myself as a happy go lucky type of fella but today I have been pushed too far. The only obvious sollution to this is that I must become unquestioned leader of the planet. When this happens the rules shall be: The right to arm bears. (giving guns to animals should even the score a little) A facist regime is fine as long as i'm in charge. Student fees to be repaid in prostitution. Old age pensioners are to be used as fossil fuels. I would rid the third world of starvation by flooding it with speed. Lowering their apetites and making them more productive. Give kids cigarettes, that should stop obesity. and finally, I want a tree house. Please add any other rules you would wish to see happen and i'll see what I can do.
