hippie/stoner jokes

lets hear em...

how do you get a one armed hippie to fall out of a tree?


...pass him a joint

 

I don't get it.

 

we're assuming this one armed hippie is already in the tree

 

Still not all that funny.

 

...i laughed....

 

i liked it...​

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i cant think of any jokes relating to this topic...but ill keep thinking.​

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Yes, I assumed he was in the tree. So he falls out because he has to let go of the tree in order to hold the joint?

 

bingo!

I thought it was pretty funny.

 

I assumed this hippie had good enough balance to not fall out when not hanging on.

 

Why did the hippie cross the road?

To save the chicken.

 

wow, i'm impressed. i didn't expect anyone to remember the punchilnes.

 

How do you hide the car keys from a hippie?

You put them under the soap.