god and satan

God will judge you for your actions.
Satan will never judge you.
Shuld ye act freely thou shalt surely be judged unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. This is what every person tells me. Good thing I am not religious and satan is one of my warriors.
Where do you stand in the balance of good and evil?

 

I thought it were meant to be you stand before god who knows all, and if you can justify your life you get in?

 

well thats easy
i was alive because i was born

also there's the suposed infinite forgiveness aspect
still
funk it
the devil don't ask for nothing

 

except your eternal soul. I don't have on... I tried to sell it to have my english course work done at GCSE, but it was returned. Apparently it's broken...

 

have you tried selling it on ebay

 

ooh, good one. But they might do me under the trade discription act. I bought my mates soul for four and a half cigs, then lost it. But I could start a buying and selling souls ebay shop

 

Lets try selling a soul on ebay.. Mabey we will make millions... We just need something to send the high bidder.... Mabey a cheese puff will do....

 

I got two pots of jelly, melted one down and used it to draw a face on the other one, I was gonna say it was the face of Jesus I found in a pot of Jelly and sell it on ebay, but some one ate it %) If any one else tries this pleace send me 20% in asparagus as royalies

 

i don't believe in evil

 

I try not to believe in evil, so most people treat me like an arrogant pratt. it makes living with only peace in my heart rather hard

 

u have heart
?

 

does the church ever explain whats so bad about hell and the devil or is it just "rawr hes Gods enemy you dont want to end up like him"

 

In high school, I was voted 'Most Satan.'

 

something about eternal pain and torture and shame

 

but why?

 

If anyones interested in how awesome the devil is, check out my thread about satan.

http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61070

If only I could do more for Satan.

Hail satan everybody.

 

The anti-christ is only coming to fix all the dmg christ did. Christ gave people an excuse to stop living and doing things and just say 'christ is my savior'
therfore, 'christ is my murderer'

 

But if God is the ruler of heaven (says so in the holiday brochure), and Satan is the ruler of earth, and if we kill ourself (says in the bible) we're going straight to hell (earth) and the song says "heaven is a place on earth..." then I'm confused

 

I stand just off to the good side. I don't believe in hell, and Satan is on my 'extremely doubtful' list. But anyway, originally Satan was portrayed more as God's prosecutor, so maybe he's not so bad?
He just does all the dirty work, and gets a bad rep for it.

 

sympathy for the devil