haha. Me: "I need some tape" My mom: "I'll get the electrical tape then.." My dad: "God. We're starting to use that electrical tape for anything but electrical work. It's like duct tape and serial killers." _ _ _ _ ____________________________________ Me: "I need the cell phone." Dad: "Ok, well, I don't know if it's fully charged." Me: "Well it has 30 minutes to charge" Him: "You know, in the old days when someone was at work, they'd use the phones to call home to get picked up. All you would have to do is ask politely 'May I use your phone to call home?' and they would respond 'No. Fuck you.'" maybe you just had to be there
